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Post  lily Sun Sep 07, 2014 3:56 pm

That is a really wonderful food ad. Thanks Bonny.
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Post  bb1 Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:38 pm

Latest internet sensation - an ad for a Scots travel agency:




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'We’re like the Virgin Airways girls only bigger!': Star behind cringeworthy Scottish travel agent advert that's gone viral says her staff have 'more attitude' than Sir Richard Branson's cabin crew


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Post  Lamplighter Sun Oct 12, 2014 6:26 am

her staff have 'more attitude'
I would have said 'more a*se' actually. It's gruesome, a copycat mix of bits from other holiday ads. LL vomit vomit
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Post  bb1 Tue Oct 14, 2014 3:32 pm

One for plane buffs:

Behind the curtain of North Korea's official domestic airline: Soviet-era planes and censored in-flight entertainment on the world's only 'one-star' carrier (but maybe eat before boarding)

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The Mail have tried to make North Korea Airlines sound dreadful, but as is being pointed out in the comments, it's actually an improvement on Ryanair, etc....

And the food looks excellent:

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I liked turbo-props. They didn't do anything in a hurry, the engines made a soothing rumble, and you could look out the window and see the propellers were still going round.....
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Post  Lamplighter Tue Oct 14, 2014 3:52 pm

Bombadier Dash turbo prop in the colors of the now defunct Malev Hungarian Airlines.    I flew in these from Pécs to London City.   LL
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Post  bb1 Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:02 pm

Most civilised, I should think, LL?
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Post  Lamplighter Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:20 pm

bb1 wrote:Most civilised, I should think, LL?
My dad's name for turbo props was 'Betsy' cos he said they looked homely!    With Malev going under I am not sure what the airlines fly out of Budapest these days.  Malev was a great airline, great food, nice onboard staff, but the goverment let it fail.  I loved the Betsys.   LL


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Post  bb1 Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:26 pm

Yes, I know what your dad meant, I flew on ancient Brittanias and Viscounts, and it never occurred to me that they were going to plummet out of the skies....

I should think North Korean airlines are just about the world's safest these days - little danger of hi-jackers, Ebola, computers over-riding the humans, the humans falling asleep at the wheel, nothing.

Now, if they could just do something about their tyrant, they could be a Cuba-style money-spinner. Back to the future!
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Post  bb1 Thu Oct 16, 2014 11:16 am

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It is unclear if this camel at the sanctuary is the one that killed the man


Tulum civil defence official Alberto Canto said: "The camel kicked and bit him practically to death, and when he was almost dead, he sat on him.

"Between the blows and the weight of the camel on top of him, he was asphyxiated."

He said the ungulate may have launched the attack because it was upset at not getting its daily fizzy drink.

"One version is that he [Mr Mileski] would always give him a Coca-Cola to drink, and apparently, that day he didn't give him the Coca-Cola," said Mr Canto.


I'm not sure if that is very bad, or very, very good, publicity for Coke.....
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Post  bb1 Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:28 pm

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Woman Arrested After Getting Stuck In Chimney
The 30-year-old was discovered at the home of a man she reportedly met online, and was freed with a chisel and washing up liquid.

A woman has been rescued and then arrested after getting stuck in the chimney of a house of a man she reportedly met online.

Firefighters in Ventura County, California, who responded to a report from a neighbour of a woman crying, had to chisel away much of the chimney and lubricate it with washing up soap to free Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa.

The 30-year-old was arrested on suspicion of illegal entry and giving false information to police, according to the Ventura County Star.


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Some people just can't take NO for an answer. rofl rofl rofl
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Post  lily Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:00 pm

We think that the numpties are dumb!  She could at least have waited until midnight December 24.  roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl
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Post  bb1 Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:02 pm

This must be about the worse ad ever, unless you want to put customers OFF your product:



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Post  lily Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:05 pm

Well....don't know what to say.
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Post  Lamplighter Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:11 pm

That is gross! They should go back to the Brian and the Elephant one, now that was fun. LL
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Post  bb1 Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:13 pm

Yes, that was OK, and so was the Snoop Dogg one. That's horrible, though, twerking's bad enough when it's women doing it, but a bloke.... vomit vomit
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Post  Lamplighter Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:36 pm

bb1 wrote:Yes, that was OK, and so was the Snoop Dogg one. That's horrible, though, twerking's bad enough when it's women doing it, but a bloke.... vomit vomit
Looked like a couple of fat rats in a sack fighting to get out! LL Hahau Hahau rofl rofl
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I didn't even know there WAS such an animal as an echidna puggle - what a wonderful name.
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Oh, they're like big hedgehogs:

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