Seattle man claims he was beaten up by Leprechauns

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Move over zombies: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'

By DANIEL MILLER
PUBLISHED: 10:33, 22 June 2012 | UPDATED: 12:32, 22 June 2012
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Just as the Zombie threat appears to finally be lifting it seems America could be at the mercy of an even deadlier menace.
A mob of Leprechauns are carrying out vicious attacks in and around the city of Seattle, according to a man who claims to be one of their latest victims.
The pint-sized brutes were allegedly hopping mad after catching the man dancing with the wrong girl at a Belltown bar.

Officers arrived at the scene of a bar fight to find the man covered in blood and screaming in pain with his head held in his hands.

When officers asked who had attacked him, the man replied: 'It was a bunch of leprechauns.'
According to the victim the one of his assailants was wearing a white tank top.
There were no additional reports of merry jigs turning ugly or stolen pots of gold.
The man was taken to Harborview Medical Center with multiple head injuries and cuts and bruises on his face, back, knuckles and elbows.

Police were apparently unable to find the leprechauns or anyone else involved in the attack
Earlier this month the Center for Disease Control and Prevention released a statement saying that there is no cause to fear the walking dead following several incidents involving cannibalism thatset the internet aflutter with rumours of an impending 'Zombie Apocalypse'.
'CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead, agency spokesman David Daigle told the Huffington Post.'
This is not the first time the CDC has addressed zombies. In the past, the government agency has released several tongue-in-cheek warnings about the undead.


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If I have told Anita once, I've been telling her a hundred time "Do something about them, leprechauns!" 'Tis no joke, I tell ye, being bounced by a drunken one, let alone a mob! Mind you, I do have contact with the Nac Mac Feegle meself and they are even smaller than the leprechauns and even worse when sloshed, so I am told!! LL

Here ye are, a leprechaun versus a nac mac feegle

Had to find out what you meant.

lily wrote:Had to find out what you meant.

You mean my mention of the nac mac feegle, lily, or bonny's post re the leprechauns? LL

You, LL.

lily wrote:You, LL.

Well, as I am a total Terry Pratchett fan, any excuse to mention the Wee Free Men (nac mac feegle)! LL

Thanks for making me smile.

Wee Frees? Where?????

bb1 wrote:Wee Frees? Where?????

Nay, lassie, dinna be afeared, not THOSE Wee Frees, the Wee Free Men are but 6" tall.

Ye can come out, ye're quite safe, I promise! LL