Analytic ability

Does seem to be sadly lacking in certain quarters. And it honestly makes me question the intelligence of certain individuals.

By way of example, in an idle moment I came across this gem from Bennett's sidekick "PeterMac" - who is apparently a retired senior police officer.
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http://jillhavern.forumotion.net/t3472-trade-mark-2456061-madeleine-s-fund

Trade mark 2456061 - Madeleine's Fund
PeterMac on Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:25 am

.I don't know if this has been posted before but at
http://www.ipo.gov.uk/t-find-number?detailsrequested=C&trademark=2456061
where we find the Trademark application for the Fund, at para 4
List of Goods or services it states very clearly

List of goods or services

Class 09: Downloadable internet publications
Class 16: Printed matter
Class 36: Charitable fundraising; charitable and non-charitable services relating to the provision of assistance to families and others affected by missing children.
Class 41: Non-downloadable internet publications
[my emphasis]
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he goes on to post:
Re: Trade mark 2456061 - Madeleine's Fund
PeterMac on Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:57 pm

.This was filed by Bates Wells & Braithwaite, who must have known it was not, and could never be CHARITABLE.
They specialise in Charity work.
They know the rules, but they have still put down Charitable fundraising.
That is not true. The fundraising is NOT charitable. It is very specifically for the set purposes of supporting the family, and doing a few other things.

Why did they do it ?
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If I was feelnig charitable, I would say that he is like me a senile old buffer who gets a bix mixed up at times.

But he is so persistently unpleasant I am not feeling charitable.

I think he may be suffering from a distressing excess of micturition and flatulation. Perhaps he should just stick to his usual autofellatio.

But it sez:

charitable and non-charitable services

It does Bonny. And therefore Class 36 would appear to be appropriate.

Was this chap actually a real policeman?

I have my doubts, frankly, sans. If he was, he can't have been terribly competent; he comes over as a sort of pale imitation of, We're the Sweeney and we 'aven't 'ad our dinner, school of policing.