Pillock declares war on the Royal Navy....

Yes, folks, Zoe's chewed through the restraints again, and before the nice nurses could catch her, she decided to pick a fight with Her Majesty's Royal Navy.

Because she doesn't like what they call their submarines.....

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Perfectly normal, isn't it? Except to Zoe Pillock....

Rothley Pillowcase ‏@RothleyPillow
@RNJobsUK It's SICK using terms like #HunterKiller crew What sorta ppl dya wanna attract? HUNTERS & KILLERS? T**ds like #mccann cult t**ts?

Good job they're used to salty language - and clearly trained in explaining simple things to the deranged....

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@RothleyPillow Hunters are a type of Sub. Killers means putting sub out of action.

Excellent comedy!

Her many heads will all be spitting fury

She ought to know. Neanderthal Man were Hunter Gatherers. They killed things. And she has got to be a throw back. Although she is actually large enough to be a Dinosaur.
You know, them things that were on The Ark. According to The Gospel of St. Bennett.

You know, them things that were on The Ark. According to The Gospel of St. Bennett.

Oh yes, Sabot, so they were. Well, he says the earth is all of 10,000 years old so it sounds about right.

PS. Do you think she is a meat or vegetation eating dinosaur?

lily wrote:You know, them things that were on The Ark. According to The Gospel of St. Bennett.

Oh yes, Sabot, so they were. Well, he says the earth is all of 10,000 years old so it sounds about right.

PS. Do you think she is a meat or vegetation eating dinosaur?

Cream Cakes if you ask me, Lily, judging by the size of her.

I reckon the cakes must be the size of the moon in that case, Sabot.

No, just one for each of her hydra-heads.

lily wrote:I reckon the cakes must be the size of the moon in that case, Sabot.

And she tells whopping great porky pies.

Rothley Pillowcase ‏@RothleyPillow
@Jemmied_Shutter

Poor old Zoe, talking to herself again

bb1 wrote:Rothley Pillowcase ‏@RothleyPillow
@Jemmied_Shutter

Poor old Zoe, talking to herself again

She doesn't care. She has a load of cream cakes for company today.

Rothley Pillowcase ‏@RothleyPillow
WARNING: DON'T msg me on facebook coz a #mccann cult munter, pervert or nonce is IMPERSONATING ME!

Yes, dear, of course they are. I mean, who wouldn't want to be her?

Zoe seems to be forgetting which of her many heads is which.

It's been all downhill for the poor old thing since she was Bennett's Agent Z, and then Bennett let her call herself Midas....

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Post subject: BBC RADIO LEICESTER REPORTS MADELEINE FOUNDATION CONCERNS.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:05 am
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BBC Radio Leicester reports the concerns of the Madeleine Foundation. At 8 am this morning I heard that residents of Leicester had awoken to find leaflets on their doormats with The Madeleine Foundation's reasons for a thorough investigation into Madeleine's disappearance. I went downstairs to find mine and will be taking it into work to pass around. I did not know any of this and had considered myself well informed.

Thank you to The Madeleine Foundation for this information. Thank you BBC.
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She's like some sort of deranged, hater version of Sunset Boulevard.

I am big. It's the sites that will let me on that got small.

All right Mr Bennett. I'm ready for my troll post.

Speaking of heads, is it true Hanky grew another one to sneak back into MM? Not accusing, just yasking.