What on earth does Cameron look like?

I cannot let this pass without comment....





Patriotic: Accompanied by his Union Flag towel Cameron executes the tricky manoeuvre of a quick sea change

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Seriously, can you imagine Churchill trying to change out of wet, baggy shorts on a public beach? Hiding his modesty with a Mickey Mouse towel?


As for.....



I really do think he should leave the flesh-flashing to Putin.....at least he doesn't look like a parboiled lobster with a spare tyre.  

in his defence, he does have nice legs ---but boy oh boy that midriff ewwww

I can't make up my mind which is the worst pic, Rhodes - that one of him in shades with his hair slicked back makes him look like a rather overweight pimp.

Whatever was he thinking of? I know it's his hols, but couldn't he at least have got changed somewhere private?

http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/a-letter-from-niccolo-macchiavelli-to-dave/

Quote:

Now, my noble patron Prince Cesare Borgia has maintained an interest in matters temporal from beyond the tomb and on high, including the X Factor, which he finds very base and cruel beyond any measure of his own alleged crimes, and also has been following you upon his celestial Twitter feed.

And thus, my noble patron Prince Cesare Borgia has bid me write words of advice and counsel to you, knowing as he does of much weeping and gnashing of teeth in your realm upon the Fate of one Miranda, who be not a lady, but a Green and Yellow Fellow.

Now, my Lord and First Minister may expect your humble correspondent to be writing from the very Seventh Level of the Inferno and the Pit of Beelzebub, with the fires so hot as to boil the very ink of my pen! But it transpires the Good Lord has a broader and less Politically Correct attitude than many of your present Body Politic and hoi polloi may allow, and my place in the hereafter has been most assuredly Upon High.

Having now resided in the company of cherubim and seraphim for so many years, what advice would I, of ancient wisdom and high experience, offer to My Lord in these times of turbulation and flatulence? First I have words of general wisdom for a First Minister of every degree.

A wise first Minister should not be seen to be gadding about too much in the Summer Holidays, and having many thereof, for that upsets those of his citizens who are poor and starving and afraid for their homes and jobs, of whom there are many in the present times, them not being bankers, or civil servants or politicians who so shrewdly pay themselves so much at public expense, and yet in return for so little.

Also a wise First Minister should not wear shorts on any occasion. At all. Ever, .

         

         Perfect. She never disappoints.         

The one photo of Dave with his wet hair slicked back reminds me of something from Miami Vice.  

I really cannot think of the words to describe it, Lily. I don't think anyone has ever seen Oor Ain Wee Eck expose an inch of pale, plump flesh whilst cavorting on exotic Musselburgh Beach. Thankfully.

Gordon Brown famously took his kids out in a rowboat in a suit - I think he loosened his tie, to show he was having 'fun'.

But Cameron - NOOOOOOO! The squid-buying in baggy shorts was quite bad enough, but this is unspeakable. He's supposed to be a Leader of the West, not Embarrassing Dad in a sit-com.

Gordon Brown famously took his kids out in a rowboat in a suit

Did he really?     

I am trying to find it online, it was a gem...

Independent:

Mr Brown was once pictured looking uncomfortable in a sports jacket on holiday in Norfolk – while during his final year in power he spent a week of his holiday doing "community work" in his Kirkcaldy constituency



See? He made his mouth do that 'smiling' thing and took his tie off. That's quite enough fun for any PM! I wish I could find the rowing boat one.....

        He looks such a dour person.

lily wrote:        He looks such a dour person.  

Aye, well yon's a Scot ye ken. LL   

I bet you don't look like that, LL.    

I am sure it's a great relief to everyone that there isn't the slightest danger of him displaying podgy, sunburned flesh. Or being photographed with a squid.