Numties get it wrong as usual

What's the Goncalo salute?    

Have you heard the one about Saint Goncalo of the Blessed Hemorrhoids?

                      

           

Sabot, I don't know if this forum will ever be the same again.                          

It's just so.....perfect.

Is the reason for Gonc's forum following because they are looking to him to cure their hemorrhoids?  They have been waiting around 7 years for this. 

                             

Hanging around for so long could get to be a pain in the butt. Sorry.  

Will his fans do to him what the people do to the statue?      

lily wrote:Will his fans do to him what the people do to the statue?      

What? Give him the bums rush do you mean?

Bennett overtakes Birch in the 'bonkers' stakes today:




       

This will make Sabot laugh - look what bollox the hounders are so excitedly speculating about:

Re: The Barn
Post Curious_Bystander

IIRC, it was an "Aztec-print" towel, or similar, found at a derelict barn. I cannot remember where, or the source, but I faintly recall an effort at linking the blurry photo of the towel from the news to holiday/evidence snaps - I don't think I ever got to the end of that though.

Sad. But very funny to see such desperation.   

bb1 wrote:Bennett overtakes Birch in the 'bonkers' stakes today:




       

Oh..I get it now.  Full moon?  That would be those doing this    to St. Gonc.  

Nice to have confirmation that the Lunar Society meetings continue.  Obviously the hounders are members......

http://davidbretisagod.forumotion.co.uk/t521-sykes-take-on-full-moon-blue-moon-lunatic-moon

Oh, I don't think the conspiraloons have managed to fit the Abdicated Pope into their fantasies yet, have they? Shouldn't give them ideas.     

More drivel from the Varnish Queen....quote:

From a personal point of view, I have discussed before about my personal contact with three detectives on the case...Now, don't misunderstand the context of the communications.

I had information to pass on to the police which I had received from a freind in Faro and felt it could be of importance. Hence my initial contact with them.

From then I was told it would be reviewed and the credibility assessed before being added to the 'computer' (cant remember the name of it)

Curiously, the 'friend in Faro' - wonder which of Gonzo's lackeys that one was - was incapable of speaking to Faro PJ?

Now, why would that be? Surely not because the local PJ would have known instantly that it was just more sh*t-stirring from Team Gonc?

The only person following in Goebbells' footsteps is Hoho herself, but no doubt it will fool the numties.

In other words, the person in Faro knew it was complete bolleaux?

Quite; why else would they want to pass on 'important information via a door-varnisher in Toronto? Just another stunt in their endless efforts to muddy the waters.

Oh dear....

Frances Gallagher Well I am tired and demoralised from a weekend of daft headlines coming from the mouth of Clarence Mitchell being posted and am sure fellow admin feel likewise. hey why not allow every thread on burglars to be posted? It would make our lives much easier and am sure team McCann would be very happy indeed. I am positive that we had more burglar threads posted than any McCann supporters' group. Let them take us over so.




'From the mouth of Clarence Mitchell'? Has anyone heard Clarrie say a single word? Because I seem to have missed it.

Marie Smith Speaking without my admin hat on I wouldn't want threads pre moderated at all...with admin hat on...we're damned if we do and damned if we don't re moving threads around...but if people reallly hate the dedicated thread thing and get upset when their llinks are moved then pre moderation is the only way of ensuring that the Mc's don't gain control of the page   by us concentrating on their take on things rather than what they don't want us to dwell on in the files...I''m at a loss tbh..it's quite disheartening...so member input on this is really important.

What? Are they all totally round the bend? Has Hoho been passing the varnish pot around? How utterly, utterly paranoid, self-important and generally delusional.      

Their hemorrhoids must be playing up again.                 

I've just realised.....



....those aren't spikes coming out of Gonc's head, it's his halo.     

Oh yes.  Kitti knew the truth.     

I bet you that Gonc had stock in the Preparation H company.            

Any news from the Oracle of Saint Goncalo of The Blessed Hemorrhoids?

   All Hail to The Oracle. Speak to us Oh Holy One.

lily wrote:Speak to us Oh Holy One.


Would you really want that, Sabot?    

Why ever not, Lily? It's always interesting to hear him talking out of his Blessed Arse, and making a Blessed Fool of himself.

Saint Goncal, Patron Saint of The Blessed Hemorrhoids. I wonder which Pope thought that one up?