Re: JAYELLES 1, B$OWN 0 - B$OWN FLOUNCES!!!!

**sans_souci** Tue Nov 22, 2011 9:14 am

Have a heart, Sabot. For authors at Ms Brown's level one extra book sold in a week could make 20,000 difference in the sales ranking.

**Sabot** Tue Nov 22, 2011 9:48 am

sans_souci wrote:Have a heart, Sabot. For authors at Ms Brown's level one extra book sold in a week could make 20,000 difference in the sales ranking.

What difference would it make if ten people demanded their money back?
Knowing that lot they probably bought a load to give away as presents. And we all get unwanted presents. Well, I don't actually get presents at all, but I would for certain sure return it if anyone bought me one of those.

**bb1** Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:07 am

Is there anything more useless than a used e-leaflet? It can't be put to good purpose lining one's budgie cage, turned into a papier mache model, or used as mulch; all you can do with it is delete it and vow never to buy e-leaflets from internet hucksters again.

**bb1** Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:39 am

Speaking of phoneys....I see Dr Redsquare is pretending to be a psychologist now; may old Nige could help B$own with her 'issues'?

**Sabot** Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:44 am

bb1 wrote:Speaking of phoneys....I see Dr Redsquare is pretending to be a psychologist now; may old Nige could help B$own with her 'issues'?

You aren't suggesting they Amalgamate and Procreate, are you? The mind boggles.

**bb1** Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:53 am

The pitchforkers are all going to need paramedics when B$own finally 'fesses up that her 'lawsuit' is just a publicity stunt Pcorneater

**Sabot** Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:03 pm

bb1 wrote:The pitchforkers are all going to need paramedics when B$own finally 'fesses up that her 'lawsuit' is just a publicity stunt

I don't think she is going to do that. She will just screech Cover Up. The American Courts are IN IT as well. And why not, pray? Everyone else is.

**bb1** Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:45 pm

Now now, no-one is allowed to ask her questions Wink

**muratfan** Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:38 pm

Jayelles wrote:She says she's going to Portugal in February. To do what?

Amaral may meet with her, but I rather suspect he'll have other priorities so she'll be lucky if he lets her buy him dinner.

Does she expect the PJs to welcome her? She is after all swooping in as the (self-styled) big American Criminal Profiler - here to solve the case in two weeks which they failed to solve in four years. And let's face it, we are talking about Portugal which still has a reputation of being a rather "macho" country

(Thought - Maybe she'll get her bottom pinched?)

So she's going to look at the Ocean Club and see if it's any different from the ten thousand photos of video footage clips which are online? Then she'll presumably walk along the beach and look for possible burial sites?

I do hope she attempts to reconstruct Gerry's superhuman feat. i.e. that she aim to be at the site of the Smith sighting at precisely 10pm then go and hide a dummy "body" somewhere along the beach and make the half a mile trip back to apartment 5A ensuring that she is back there by...10pm. (Note to Pat - to make it as authentic as possible, you should ensure that the dummy weighs the same as Madeleine - no cheating).

Apart from that - what will she do for two weeks? I doubt many people will want to talk to her about the case. The locals are all sick of Madeleine nosy-parkers.

No..she has gone on holiday. The pitchforkers have paid for her airfare, and isn't it a coincidence that she is only there for two weeks. Not one week, not for as long as it takes to find Madeleine....only two weeks, which is how long most people spend on holiday there biggrin

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