MARGARET THATCHER HAS DIED

is right.

If people are to be judged by their friends, I am none too sure what that says about the late Mrs T. - there were some rather dodgy people at her funeral. Without even mentioning the also-late Sir Jimmy having been on her original invitation list.

As for the multi-millionaire 'Sir' Mark Thatcher...don't suppose he'll ever be allowed to enter the US.

His children do live there with their mother? If the US can have Piers Morgan then.........????

I don't think Piers has got a conviction in Africa for trying to stage a coup d'état, has he? And what with all those rumours about the loan-sharking...he's probably a rather Undesirable Alien.

Apologies. I completely forgot about that failed coup that the staged. To be honest, I don't know very much about him at all. We didn't hear about him really in the US.

Although, the State Department will, I am sure.