Dis-United Kingdom General Election campaign officially kicks off

https://www.opendemocracy.net/ourkingdom/adam-ramsay/newspapers-are-preparing-for-coup-and-labour-is-doing-nothing-to-stop-them

The newspapers are preparing for a coup, and Labour is doing nothing to stop them

Now that is a very interesting read....

lily wrote:Does he usually keep kosher?

Both he and his brother call themselves 'atheist' Jews so I don't think they pay anything other that lip service to Judaism. A Jewish friend of mine says he is sure Millipede wants to be PM for no other reaon than there has only ever been one Jewish PM, Disraeli, whose father left Judaism after a dispute with his synagoguue - the young Disraeli became an Anglican when he was 12. But there is no way Millipede could rival Disraeli, he doesn't have the ability. LL

But there is no way Millipede could rival Disraeli, he doesn't have the ability. LL

Worth bearing in mind that Ms Sturgeon isn't even standing for Westminster, LL. Now, no-one is going to be mad enough to go into coalition with Labour, not after what's happened to the LibDems, but Ed's performance might improve if he had an elder statesman to advise him, someone well used to government, and who has already led an informal arrangement, who is admired for his wiliness.....

Love that photo!  

Ah Ha. My neighbour is here at the moment. And so we have agreed that I will be at his house tomorrow night to watch the debacle.
No doubt we will both get rat arsed.

I may be having a few - just to calm my nerves, you understand - as the results start coming in.....

Meanwhile, something else for Boris Johnston to worry about, as he has announced that everyone should be terrified of the coming Jockalypse......

Sources say, that when the Jockalypse arrives, the Trafalgar Square fountains will run orange with IrnBru, and all the red buses will be repainted thus:

Cheer up and have a read of this, Sabot:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/05/06/ajockalypse-now_n_7220524.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

A-Jockalypse Now: Scots Tweeters Respond To Boris Johnson's 'Racist' Jibe

Some of those are beyond funny.  

Some of the real front pages are almost as funny:



Seems UKIP is going to do well because of a surge in patriotism down south....OK, moving on...



The Telegraph imitates a nagging parent.

The Guardian is fairly level-headed:



While the Star has its priorities right...

And the National makes its stance clear:



Only problem might be readers making a mess of their colouring in as the evening wears on.

The Sex Pistols reference   

bb1 wrote:Cheer up and have a read of this, Sabot:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/05/06/ajockalypse-now_n_7220524.html?utm_hp_ref=tw

A-Jockalypse Now: Scots Tweeters Respond To Boris Johnson's 'Racist' Jibe

I am laughing all the way to The Polls, Bonny.. My neighbour who is much more bright than he appears to be, has clocked Nichola Sturgeon. What a laugh. He just doesn't have much idea of what is going on beyond England.

I am just so delighted that I am actually going to see this in real time.

Andraste ‏@DeaBellica 3h3 hours ago
New government guidelines on healthy eating on the way... #Jockalypse

(What is on the plate by the fries please?}

bb1 wrote:

John Large
‏@ScotsFox71
MI5 believes @theSNP will use a "Trojan Horse" method of invasion for the #Jockalypse.

If it looks like a Duck.

The Trojan Duck.