Star: Lottery winner, jailbird Lee Ryan to make bizarre documentary about Madeleine McCann

'Mainstream TV in America' = some obscure cable crime channel, no doubt. I really feel I should comment on this momentous news, but don't really have the words.

Instead.....

Have to stop from laughing first.

Why in America? I thought this was for Mainstream British Media. Trolls and all that. And Scotland Yard. You can't get any more British than Scotland Yard. How many Americans have even heard of it?

OMG. Pat Brown.

Sabot, have you any idea how many obscure TV channels there are in the US? Some of them fetch up in the UK on Sky and cable, but trust me - the BBC they are not.

If it ever sees the light of day in the UK, it will be at 3am on the True 'orrid Crime Penny Dreadful channel, or something.

There's hundreds of them - the name pool of nutjobs that Bushmeat Brown flounders around in.

Would imagine they want America because they might think they could make more money.  

However, even in America with the First Amendment, libel and defamation are still that.  

Let's see if they can get past the lawyers first.

bb1 wrote:Sabot, have you any idea how many obscure TV channels there are in the US? Some of them fetch up in the UK on Sky and cable, but trust me - the BBC they are not.

If it ever sees the light of day in the UK, it will be at 3am on the True 'orrid Crime Penny Dreadful channel, or something.

There's hundreds of them - the name pool of nutjobs that Bushmeat Brown flounders around in.

OMG Bonny.  You are being so naughty.  Like most people here, I only bother with a chosen few out of the hundreds of channels.....

I am soooo impressed. This is almost Hollywood. That bleached blonde hair and tarty lipstick will go down a treat.
We could lose our Sonia for evar.....

Yes we could but not to the silver screen, Sabot.   

Tiny snagette, Sabot. She'd have to part from her beloved due to his lengthy criminal record. The US is none too keen on importing the likes of him, they have enough criminals of their own to be going on with.

http://www.history.com/shows/appalachian-outlaws/videos

http://www.history.com/shows/swamp-people/videos

They will have stiff competition like the above......

Oh, I've missed Appalachian Outlaws, though I think I saw one episode of Swamp People....or it might have been the one about loggers in swamps, or the one about the alligator wrestler in a swamp.....or Moonshiners....so much high quality stuff, you're spoiled for choice.

That's the genre their amazing documentary would probably be lumped in with.  Although compared with the above, their piece sure would be boring.



ETA:  Respect, Bonny.  You have watched some of their probable competition. 

bb1 wrote:Tiny snagette, Sabot. She'd have to part from her beloved due to his lengthy criminal record. The US is none too keen on importing the likes of him, they have enough criminals of their own to be going on with.

Such a pity. Maybe she'll dump him. Erm, marry him and change his name. Smuggle him in.

Oh, I know. Make it a condition of affording America the benefit of her talent. No? No, I don't like that one much either.

bb1 wrote:

I think Homeland Security might have a problem with that.......

REPLY: So, at last we get the mainstream media mentioning Sonia's documentary. And they tell us it is bizarre, and made by a bloke -'The Lotto Lag', ands car thief - who blew his £6.5 million lottery winnings and was living rough in London after he spent it all. Great! So, so far, Sonia Poulton has given us two stories this year:
1) 'The anti-McCann bitch who gets a buzz from attacking peope on the net' and now...
2) 'The Lotto Lag'

Someone's not impressed.

Sonia Poulton ‏@SoniaPoulton Mar 24
#mccann do you believe abduction? Will you be interviewed for doc? Full recording for you. Even if you've smeared me I am happy to int. you

Lee Ryan
‏@LeeTaylorRyan
@SoniaPoulton I wouldn't be holding my breath #WindAndPiss

What charm! Such a way with words!

That must be what she sees in him.   

lily wrote:That must be what she sees in him.   

Dion't a certain class of women find ruff stuff very attractive? Maybe that's what she likes. LL

Sonia Poulton ‏@SoniaPoulton  14m14 minutes ago
@fiorifan @veniviedivici @LeeTaylorRyan look what she concocted from that brief meeting outside the inquest!!!! Literally made quotes up!

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Sonia Poulton
‏@SoniaPoulton
@fiorifan @veniviedivici @LeeTaylorRyan yes! She called Lee after but he told her nothing! She literally pulled quotes out of her anus!

Charming - I don't think.

Sonia Poulton @SoniaPoulton  ·  3h 3 hours ago
@veniviedivici @fiorifan @LeeTaylorRyan maybe either way it has worked to advantage of doc as increased media interest.

That would be 'media interest' as in train crash.

Increased, maybe,  but not in a good way.    

Sonia Poulton @SoniaPoulton · 4h 4 hours ago
@******** @LeeTaylorRyan they want to twist it like this is about Lee. This is not. Any other suggestion is sensational nonsense.

The biter, bitten.

*obscenity removed*

Don't know how much longer I can keep laughing.  

Sonia Poulton ‏@SoniaPoulton 24m24 minutes ago
@winnower1 @dminnimouse @DaftNelly @LeeTaylorRyan I appreciate that but what about basic honesty? Article is full of lies. Actual lies!

Daft ‏@DaftNelly 23m23 minutes ago
@SoniaPoulton @winnower1 @dminnimouse @LeeTaylorRyan Correct her lies right here on Twitter ! #McCann

You have to appreciate the irony of Butler the Thief complaining about 'lies'.