Another Bennett Charm Offensive Fails

Bonny, I agree with you

bb1 wrote:Ah well, what else can you expect from people who blindly follow a leader who thinks dinosaurs walked the earth at the time of the Roman Empire?

Wonder If that's why Nero fiddled as Rome burned?

crazytony wrote:

Lamplighter wrote:I don't - err agree with her about what? LL

Careful LL, they iz all clones, clones I tell ya!
Bennett iz pretendin to be Bonny, lily's turned into a dog and woofs. Sabot az taken up a job as hanging master and I'm freeking out

Nope, I am definitely not into neck stretching. Barbaric, I tell ya. One quick chop with a machette is all you need. But you have to sharpen it first.
I once tried to chop off the head of a chicken with a blunt axe, and it wasn't very funny. And the chicken wasn't three impressed either

Well, wouldn't you have thought he might get a dinosaur or two in the arena to eat Christians, instead of the usual lions?

How are you with dinosaurs, Sabot?

bb1 wrote:Well, wouldn't you have thought he might get a dinosaur or two in the arena to eat Christians, instead of the usual lions?

Now there's a thing. Could have saved a whole lot of lions if he had.

bb1 wrote:How are you with dinosaurs, Sabot?

I'm looking for a Dinosaur Puppy, Bonny. But I can't find any on The Internet. Do you think Mr. Bennett could help?

Like this one, Sabot?

Bennett probably thinks the Flintstones is a fly-on-the-wall documentary

lily wrote:Like this one, Sabot?

If it can play an Oboe, Lily, then I am sold. Where can I get one?

On line, Sabot. You gets a choice in colors and instruments. All house trained and well behaved unless you have a visiting tiger or something........

lily wrote:On line, Sabot. You gets a choice in colors and instruments. All house trained and well behaved unless you have a visiting tiger or something........

Right, get rid of the spots, but I def like The Oboe. But it has to be a vegetarian because I have had enough of dog shit. You can't use it on the the vegetables you see.

That is a vegetarian dinosaur, Sabot. It would do your broad beans the world of good.

lily wrote:That is a vegetarian dinosaur, Sabot. It would do your broad beans the world of good.

But will it eat The Weeds, Lily? I've had enough of them as well.

Oh, how did I miss this one?

http://www.forums.bcseweb.org.uk/viewtopic.php?t=2218&p=19949

BalbKubrox » Mon Jun 29, 2009 5:28 pm

I know of him by repute since he lives hereabouts, and he is indeed (as the local paper delicately put it) "a colourful eccentric".

Actually, I thought that he'd gone off the Creationism a bit in recent years so that he could concentrate his attention on more pressing matters like having the McCanns done for murder (his website had "Guilty" and "Not Guilty" buttons so that people could vote on the matter) and removing county-boundary signs under cover of darkness in order to restore the English counties as they were ordained by God and King Alfred. For a full list of court appearances see his Wikipedia entry.

He wasn't actually head of UKIP so far as I'm aware: he was certainly a prominent member for a while, but as is so often the case with such people, fell out with them over something or other - probably use of semi-colons - and left for Kilroy-Silk's Veritas Party until he fell out with them as well.

He is a particularly fine illustration of the fact that if you suffer from cerebral over-excitation you tend to be cerebrally over-excited about practically anything. Also of the novelist Joyce Cary's observation that the only thing which saves the human race from perpetual war and misery is that 90% of the time the mad dogs bite one another.

One feels for Mrs. Bennett

The more I read about Bennett the more I can see why the pornographic saddos who inhabit the murky depths of #McCann love him. He is as deluded and demented as they are. He just uses a lot more words and his own name to show us his nuttiness.

Joseph O'Driscoll ‏@Josephodriscoll
“@GaeMar01:...Police have arrested a 65 year old in south London as part of #Savile..investigations...#mccann ...” One way to avoid Court..

Teeheehee! LL