Cease and Desist?

Yes, Sabot, those eager little bots hoover up everything.

If anyone should Google STAFFORD, FREY, COOPER, they are liable to read all about the Brown/Bremner debacle and, well, not think too much of a law firm that carries on like that.

Meanwhile, I see we have exciting news from the world of entertainment.

http://jatyk.blogspot.com/2012/02/cast-of-ghoul-tour-2-announced.html

Brilliantly well done, Bonny.

I do think Brown should pay attention to the weather in Portugal right this minute; here is a handy interactive map for her:

http://aeiou.expresso.pt/mapa-do-portugal-gelado-saiba-quais-foram-as-cidades-mais-frias=f702815

The daytime temperature in Lisbon today is 3c.

In Faro it is 2.9c.

It will be well below freezing overnight.

I really don't think this is the right time for her to try out her 'mummification' theory.

Mind you, the locals in PDL might be glad if the silly besom overturned their rock-hard soil whilst 'searching'.

GasparStatement GasparStatement
@PrivateEyeNews how about Private Eye covering @ProfilerPatB 's trip from America to Portugal in search of Madeleine #McCann ?

Do these imbeciles really not realise - if the UK press cover the Ghoul Tour, it will be along the lines of Forkertainment Tonite!

That she's making a total fool of herself? That, actually, she has no legal right at all to be 'searching' - that is the job of the Yard, the PJ and the McCanns' PIs?

Why these imbeciles think she is 'rattling cages' escapes me. People are perfectly entitled to find her egotistical exploitation of a missing child to further her waning career distasteful and vulgar, but that is as far as it goes.

Me, I am looking forward to the vast comedy potential of her ridiculous jaunt. Especially as she has proven, time after time in the States, that she couldn't find her own backside with the lights off.

I see Huelva looks warmer?

GasparStatement GasparStatement
@PrivateEyeNews how about Private Eye covering @ProfilerPatB 's trip from America to Portugal in search of Madeleine #McCann ?

Do you think they might resurrect Inspector Knacker of the Yard for that?

Can you imagine what Private Eye would do to Brown in Blunderland? What Spitting Image in its heyday would have made of her?

Brown in Blunderland ....

I can't keep laughing as it hurts too much.

Spitting Image would have been awesome. They could have done it along the lines of the old 'The President's Brain is Missing' skit.

lily wrote:I see Huelva looks warmer?

Perhaps she'll take an Acid Bath.

Sabot wrote:

lily wrote:I see Huelva looks warmer?

Perhaps she'll take an Acid Bath.

That could be a novel attempt at getting rid of her wrinkles?

lily wrote:

Sabot wrote:

lily wrote:I see Huelva looks warmer?

Perhaps she'll take an Acid Bath.

That could be a novel attempt at getting rid of her wrinkles?

I'll be happy to hold her under hold her towel .... LL

Ever the gentleman, LL.

lily wrote:Ever the gentleman, LL.

Ah, but only where ladies are concerned and she doesn't fit that description! LL

I thought you might say something like that.

lily wrote:I thought you might say something like that.

Küss die Hand, gnädige Frau. LL

Seriously, how STUPID is Brown?

Criminal Profiler Pat Brown
The story is out in the UK.

Madeleine McCann: Pat Brown. Amazon and Carter Ruck
www.anorak.co.uk


Yes, and how does Anorak open the story?

MADELEINE McCANN: Pat Brown, a “criminal profiler” in America, has issued a press release stating that she has sent a Cease-and-Desist Letter to Gerry and Kate McCann, parents of the missing child. The letter ends:

We request that the claim of libel be retracted for the Profile of the Disappearance of Madeleine McCann and the book permitted to be returned for sale at Amazon.

Any press release is, as it says, intended for the press. It is PR. It is designed to draw attention to the subject, in this case Pat Brown.

It repeats what we already know, but if Brown thinks it shows her in a good light, well, she had better do some background reading on the UK press.

And neither Anorak nor Private Eye take 'sides', a small detail the forkers seem unaware of.

Both will merrily satirize anyone being a pretentious ass, and making a fool of themselves in the process.

Sources say Anorak has stopped taking comments on anything McCann-related, because they are fed up of the hatespam, and the trouble it causes.

Oh, and I suppose Brown does know Anorak banned Bennett a long time ago for being a pain in the neck?

No?

She really should stop and think what she is blundering into.

Not a very good PR exercise for Brown, is it.

No, it isn't, Tony. Hard to imagine anyone being so dense as to think that painted her in a good light.

bb1 wrote:No, it isn't, Tony. Hard to imagine anyone being so dense as to think that painted her in a good light.

I wonder when she will start telling the truth about her and Bremner's....letter?

No sign of it yet, Tony, but I would love to be a fly on the wall at Stafford Frey Cooper today.

It would be bad enough anyway that they had been dragged into the McCann case, but to also be shown up as having incompetent, incoherent, unprofessional staff, is the worst kind of publicity.

No-one at Carter Ruck would ever have made a series of foul-ups like that.

http://thehoundingofthemccans.blogspot.com
Resurrection time folks

Good show. Tony.

She has certainly picked a good time to travel. It is bloody freezing here now, and I can just imagine the icy gale blowing off The Atlantic. Perfect weather for a stroll along the cliffs and the beach.
Personally, I can't see her doing much "Searching".

It is a very balmy 70 degrees here, Sabot. As for Brown, she'll be used to the cold. They get snow in her neck of the woods

crazytony wrote:It is a very balmy 70 degrees here, Sabot. As for Brown, she'll be used to the cold. They get snow in her neck of the woods

Is that Centigrade or Fahrenheit? I do get my Fs and Cs mixed up.

And as for Brown, she might have picked warmer climes for her little jaunt, but then she probably thought she had.

Cooee, Karma. Sock it to them, Sweetie.

What fresh Hell is this? Now she is thanking every forker site known to man...

ProfilerPatB PAT BROWN
Thanks #unterdenteppichgekehrt for publishing the Press Release of the Cease-and-Desist letter to Gerry & Kate #McCann unterdenteppichgekehrt.blogspot.com



First of all, I wanna thank my lodger for not suing me when I said he was a serial killer, and my agent for tryin to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, an my attorney Anne for, well, for being there for me an being Awesome friend, and most of all I wanna thank you, my forker fans, for believin in me when the haterz say I am a fake