BENNETT GETS THE BILL

crazytony wrote:

lily wrote:
He downloaded them ages ago onto a USB memory stick.
I have a screenshot of him saying so.


Are you saying that Bennett LIED?

Erm, well, erm, Yup!!!!!

Do we have a fainting smiley?

Wot, wot? Wot's a Sector? Have I got any? Yep, Carter Ruck have got the lot.
Meanwhile, perhaps Mrs. Big House can help him out. She might have a spare computer.

Oh, No, sorry, I forgot.

COURT 14
Before MR JUSTICE TUGENDHAT
Tuesday, 5th February 2013
At half past 10
ROBED
APPLICATION TO COMMIT
ATC/11/0841 McCann & anr v Bennett


http://www.justice.gov.uk/courts/court-lists/list-cause-rcj#QB

Unless TB bottles it.

COURT 14 - Mr Justice Tugendhat - 10.30am tomorrow, Tuesday 5 February
Tony Bennett Today at 2:19 pm

Tomorrow's details:

McCanns v Bennett

HQ 09 D 05196

COURT 14

Mr Justice Tugendhat -

10.30am tomorrow, Tuesday 5 February

Excellent! He's got Tugendhat! The very judge whose photo Bennett stuck on his banner, along with words the judge had not said.

And how's this for pathetic?


1. It's always best to arrive in good time, to go through security, find the Court (it's big, labyrinthine building and many people get lost) and of course the loo (be careful not to spend an exceptionally long time on the loo)

Imagine having to tell your supporters how to go to the toilet.

Follow signs to Court 14.

It is really quite easy.

Bennett sez:

Once again, so many thanks for all the messages, 'pm's, e-mails, 'phone calls and texts, etc. see all of you there tomorrow Deo Volente (getting into practice for all the Latin legal points that will crop up tomorrow.

Here's one that you might not have come across before:

Res ipsa clametis

I'll let one of our classical scholars explain that one!

Facts, is it? He's screwed, then. Should have stuck to dinosaurs.

crazytony wrote:

That's the one, Tony. Very dramatic. Thanks ever so.

Immodium needed, is it? Although God knows what that is. Never heard of it, myself. Is this what the morons take when they have Potty Problems? They are forever talking about it, so I have to suppose that they have some knowledge.

bb1 wrote:COURT 14 - Mr Justice Tugendhat - 10.30am tomorrow, Tuesday 5 February
Tony Bennett Today at 2:19 pm

Tomorrow's details:

McCanns v Bennett

HQ 09 D 05196

COURT 14

Mr Justice Tugendhat -

10.30am tomorrow, Tuesday 5 February

Excellent! He's got Tugendhat! The very judge whose photo Bennett stuck on his banner, along with words the judge had not said.

And how's this for pathetic?


1. It's always best to arrive in good time, to go through security, find the Court (it's big, labyrinthine building and many people get lost) and of course the loo (be careful not to spend an exceptionally long time on the loo)

Imagine having to tell your supporters how to go to the toilet.

Didn't we think it was outrageous that he had to tell his hounders how to behave and dress in court? But about toilet manners?

Totally screwed.

I assume he was trying to say Res ipsa loquiter - "the thing speaks for itself"

Yes, that makes more sense. Perhaps he was thinking about the time he should be spending pruning his clematis, or something?

I would say so, J-P. He wouldn't mean the climbing flowering vine speaks for itself, or something, would he?

Res Ipsa Clematis. Treatment for Stress. Not sure what other Latin Bennett expects, but I doubt that The Judge will be blinding Bennett with Latin. Bennett has enough problems with The English Language.

bb1 wrote:Yes, that makes more sense. Perhaps he was thinking about the time he should be spending pruning his clematis, or something?

That would be his passion flower vine outside his house? The one he says bears inedible fruit? Never heard of that one mind. That would lead back to his God Complex?

Hounder:

It must be some comfort to know you are appearing before a Judge who knows your case. Indeed, he may have arranged it that way.

Oh, I wouldn't be at all surprised, as he has had first-hand experience of Bennett's lunacy.

There is this one too.

Re: COURT 14 - Mr Justice Tugendhat - 10.30am tomorrow, Tuesday 5 February
Jean Today at 2:41 pm

Loud sighs of relief all round about the judge.

I think we can now allow ourselves to be more positive than we were before.

ORLY?

That's a gem.

Bennett seems to be in full panic:

Tony Bennett Today at 2:35 pm

I've been here all day, frantically working on last minute preparations for tomorrow, not helped by a fresh bundle of papers from Carter-Ruck over the weekend containing details of two new case precedents and a whole set of novel legal argumetns[sic] by Adrienne Page Q.C., designed, she hopes, to flatten me and pile on the pressure assist the judge

Telepathic, is he? He must be, to know what QCs are thinking.

He really doesn't help himself, does he? How would he feel if he gets called on to explain that snide remark in front of a judge tomorrow?

Jean-Pierre.t50 wrote:Totally screwed.

I assume he was trying to say Res ipsa loquiter - "the thing speaks for itself"

He got me with that one

bb1 wrote:That's a gem.

Bennett seems to be in full panic:

Tony Bennett Today at 2:35 pm

I've been here all day, frantically working on last minute preparations for tomorrow, not helped by a fresh bundle of papers from Carter-Ruck over the weekend containing details of two new case precedents and a whole set of novel legal argumetns[sic] by Adrienne Page Q.C., designed, she hopes, to flatten me and pile on the pressure assist the judge

Telepathic, is he? He must be, to know what QCs are thinking.

He really doesn't help himself, does he? How would he feel if he gets called on to explain that snide remark in front of a judge tomorrow?

I think we can now allow ourselves to be more positive than we were before.

Reiterating the above, yes, it would seem that the Head Hounder is more positive having said, "I've been here all day, frantically working.......etc"



P.S. Where are my manners? Oh Bonny, I agree with you.

P.S. Where are my manners? Oh Bonny, I agree with you

Yes, please remember that, at all times, you have to agree with me.

What a bunch of delusional, gullible idiots they are - boy, are they in for some nasty shocks.

Bennett can't think very much of them either, that he has to tell them how to go to the toilet.

bb1 wrote:
P.S. Where are my manners? Oh Bonny, I agree with you

Yes, please remember that, at all times, you have to agree with me.

What a bunch of delusional, gullible idiots they are - boy, are they in for some nasty shocks.

Bennett can't think very much of them either, that he has to tell them how to go to the toilet.

Well to be honest, I have tried to remember what to say to you. If I occasionally get it mixed up with WOOF, please forgive me?

Res Ipsa Clematis IS a stress remedy, five fruits, and nothing to do with The Law.
Mainly Raspberries, by the way.

Oh, that's all right, I can't remember what I've been wittering on about half the time, either.