What will be Gonzo's next excuse to delay his libel trial?

**bb1** Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:04 pm

He's going to have to come up with something creative, as he's used 'surgery' twice now. He can't use Swine Flu, and he can't use 'living too far away from the court'.

I know!

Moita Flores has just lost an election and I need a couple of weeks to console him and help him drown his sorrows.

**crazytony** Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:17 pm

bb1 wrote:He's going to have to come up with something creative, as he's used 'surgery' twice now. He can't use Swine Flu, and he can't use 'living too far away from the court'.

I know!

Moita Flores has just lost an election and I need a couple of weeks to console him and help him drown his sorrows.

Many a true word has been said in jest.

**bb1** Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:20 pm

No, I shouldn't have tempted fate - Flores IS one of Gonc's witnesses, and Gonc is quite capable of trying something like that to delay the hearing for another two years.

**lily** Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:54 pm

Have they used my goldfish died yet?

**bb1** Mon Sep 30, 2013 8:57 pm

Er, Gonc's not very good with pets, best avoid that one. Wink

I know!

My Lucky Shirt died of sweat-rot.

**lily** Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:10 pm

That would be tragic to have his luck run out. biggrin

**bb1** Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:40 pm

I can't testify because I dropped my Ace in the Tagus.

**lily** Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:43 pm

No. No. No. He cannot and will not do that. The only hope? Gone........

He is saving that and we all know it. rofl

**Pedro Silva** Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:25 pm

another excuse of GA: to be there at the court, I´m waiting for the arrival of:

http://misterstinky.com.au/wp-content/uploads/IMG_0367large.jpg

**lily** Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:27 pm

It actually looks like him Pedro. rofl

**bb1** Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:31 pm

I am being held prisoner in a barroom where they are forcing me to eat shrimps to make me hand over my Ace.

**Pedro Silva** Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:35 pm

lily, bb1, I agree with you.

**lily** Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:11 pm

bb1 wrote:I am being held prisoner in a barroom where they are forcing me to eat shrimps to make me hand over my Ace.

Oh NO. Torture eh? Pcorneater

**crazytony** Tue Oct 01, 2013 5:41 am

bb1 wrote:I am being held prisoner in a barroom where they are forcing me to eat shrimps to make me hand over my Ace.

Or,someone stole my shirt and pants

**crazytony** Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:37 am

lily wrote:It actually looks like him Pedro.

What will be Gonzo's next excuse to delay his libel trial? Straightjacket

I can't see it, myself biggrin

**Pedro Silva** Tue Oct 01, 2013 10:38 am

well done crazytony, that is amaral indeed.

**bb1** Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:15 pm

My lawyer's secretary's bicycle has a flat tire and I have to help her mend it.

**Lamplighter** Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:31 pm

I woke up this morning and I've got a kink in it.
My budgie just gave birth to a dinosaur.
Can't walk, got a bone in my leg.
Lost my memory, who am I?
Hahau

LL

**bb1** Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:51 pm

I have been prescribed intravenous Immodium and can't get the drip up the court steps.

**Pedro Silva** Tue Oct 01, 2013 2:39 pm

amaral was called to taste a new brand of beer with a new brand of shrimps, he became drunk.

**Sabot** Tue Oct 01, 2013 2:55 pm

Brain damage due to alcoholic loss of memory syndrome.
Everyone will believe that.

**lily** Tue Oct 01, 2013 3:08 pm

crazytony wrote:
lily wrote:It actually looks like him Pedro.

I can't see it, myself

**lily** Tue Oct 01, 2013 3:09 pm

bb1 wrote:

I have been prescribed intravenous Immodium and can't get the drip up the court steps.

**greenink211** Tue Oct 01, 2013 3:22 pm

We could, unfortunately, find that Amaral can't make court tomorrow because he may well have invested 1100 Euros in an Enneagram Course which starts tomorrow at the Eneagram Academy in Lisbon.

http://eneacoaching.com/agenda-certificacao-profissional/50-certificacao-eneacoaching/179-certificacao-internacional-eneacoaching-lisboa-02-outubro-2013

Then again he may need the day to get himself spruced up for the big music event of the evening, the very appropriately named FREAKY FICTION night at the Europa Club in downtown Lisbon. They don't let people in looking as scruffy as he looked last week.

What will be Gonzo's next excuse to delay his libel trial? Freaky10

What will be Gonzo's next excuse to delay his libel trial? Freaky10

**Pedro Silva** Tue Oct 01, 2013 3:47 pm

amaral had to bought a deodorant, but, because he stinks, the deodorant did not avoid his stench. he bought several deodorants to avoid his stench. The use of dedorants was imposed by the court.

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