Bonkers Birch starring on launch of Icke TV

Oh dear, look what's launching Lizard TV.



That won't go down well with the haters, Bonkers Birch accusing the PJ of planting cadaverine. Personally, I think it's a perfect partnership.

Hope the Ickes don't receive a cease and desist notice.  

what a coward, he insists in his insanity because he is in South Africa, he doesn´t have the balls to say it face to face with PJ or face to face with Murat.

I am none too sure they even have a licence yet, Lily. I've been following this saga off and on. When the begging bowl first went round the Lizards, there was a lot of big talk about how this was going to rival Sky, etc., live news, proper channel, the whole thing.

Various lavish gifts were promised to people who donated. Now it's launching as internet telly, which may as well be YouTube, and an interview with Birch....

And the Lizards haven't received the promised lavish gifts for coughing up money:

I just thought I should set-up this thread to get an idea of how many people have not received the perks for their contributions to the Indiegogo appeal for the The People's Voice.

I contributed £60 which included a t-shirt for £50 and the Q&A with David for £10.

I haven't received either yet but I was wondering how many others also haven't received their perks.

From a thread of moans.

Boy, do they sound organized.      

Rival Sky? Yeah if they say so.  

You won't be surprised to know it's led to the now-traditional Tears before bedtime from the McCann-haters, Lily.

They were convinced that this was the big breakthrough, that Lizard TV was going to get the word out to the masses. Instead, it's just that loony Birch raving about the PJ planting cadaverine to other nutjobs.

Which was entirely predictable. Conspiraloons never can see the glaringly obvious.

Oh no! What a shame.......never mind.   

I seem to have missed Bonkers Birch, but what I am looking at is, well, dire. It may as well be blogradio, it's beyond tedious. And real amateur hour stuff.

It's something to do with call girls, sorry, I mean, a black-only escort agency. And it's succeeding in making it BORING.

Look, Jodie Marsh did Vice a couple of weeks ago, that was fascinating and informative.

Well done Lizards, you've actually managed to make hookers dull.

Oh, the screen's gone blank, are you supposed to give it money or something?    

The picture's back. This is what you're missing:



Poulton's pulling stupid faces and the other one, the one that runs the knocking shop, is moaning because she got raided by the drugs squad.

Yes, dear.  

It looks like it will make Jeremy Kyle appear to be intellectual.

   

Some are sticking with it:

Judy Truly ‏@TrulyJudy73 2h
@19Barbara57 @OlwynMassey @Jayelles1 George. She is the prostitute pictured with him & out to make money. She has written a book. #McCann

Olly ‏@OlwynMassey 2h
@19Barbara57 @Jayelles1 this ex call girl is making allegations on live tv about him... LOL !! #McCann

Olly ‏@OlwynMassey 2h
@19Barbara57 @Jayelles1 the Chancellor of the Exchequer #McCann

That's an ancient story...

It was in the Daily Mail TWO YEARS AGO.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2036563/George-Osborne-took-cocaine-Former-prostitute-Natalie-Rowe-repeats-drug-allegation-TV-interview.html

Scarcely cutting edge, when the Wail's beaten you by two years.....

Notice what's prominent?




      

Thanks, but no thanks, not for a rehash of a two-year-old story from a madam on the make. And the sound quality is dreadful.

Birch is waffling rubbish now.



By Skype. And the sound is still dreadful. I'm giving up on this.

OMG                      

I've put it off, it's dreadful. It's static, apart from Poulton pulling faces - like something from the early days of TV, before people got the hang of moving cameras around.    

Birch is talking shyte on Skype - it's not TV, it's just webcam with delusions of grandeur.

I wondered if the Lizards thought that was value for money, but...

The David Icke Website is currently down for maintenance

What? Right now? Just as his telly station launches? I smell conspiracy, he's taken it offline on purpose to dodge the complaining Lizards.....

Last time I looked, anyone complaining about the sound was being told to use headphones. Which rather defeats the point of a 'TV station'.  

Dantew28 ‏@Dantew28 2h
@Nostramew @DaSteelMan Just checked both the roggy's and no mention of seeing G #McCann outside Murat's so where/how does Birch know what

Because the Voices told him, of course. In the real world, it didn't happen. Birch made it up, just as he has made so much else up.

But hey, if they want to follow liars, snake-oil salesmen, fantasists and general oxygen thieves, who are we to stop them.  

A Lizard enthuses about the Icke chatroom and broadcast:

100's chatting from the around the world chatting about the TPV as we speak, this is amazing, as we all bear witness together to one of the most important moments in the history of planet earth.

      

Meanwhile, in the real world, it was amateur hour on webcam.

to one of the most important moments in the history of planet earth.

Did they say "one small step from man........" Oh wait......         

Lily, this is the Lizards we're talking about, the conspiraloons don't believe there ever was a moon landing.    

Oh wait......                

Hounder:

Re: The Peoples Voice.
Post MoonGoddess Today

Well I just happily donated a fiver... I really hope they manage to stay on air.

Figures. Loonies preaching to loonies.  

Sonia Poulton ‏@SoniaPoulton 3m
@RosalindaHu Morning, would love to get you on skype this week to talk us through your #mccann material. Any chance?

Oh, please let it happen, it would be hilarious watching her lie and libel people on Lizard TV - guaranteed payday for every single person she tells lies about.  

R.V. Hutton Author ‏@RosalindaHu
@SoniaPoulton would love to Sonia, will dm my phone number #mccann


YES!!!!!!!