Gonzo's Hypothesis - the story so far

So, where are we after his weekend outburst? It seems to go like this:

The Evil McCanns took it into their heads to kill their beloved daughter, for reasons unknown, at some time between getting changed for dinner and going out for dinner on the evening of May 3rd 2007.

Despite being accounted for eating his dinner at the time, Evil Gerry somehow cloned himself and then was seen wandering around PDL with her body - which strangely, showed no sign of injury, despite all the invented ghoulery from Team Gonzo involving 'blood splatter', etc.

Evil Gerry then somehow or other buried his oldest child on PDL's tiny beach, unnoticed by anyone who was out looking for Madeleine, and unfound by any searchers - or by any unfortunate holidaymakers later.

Evil Gerry then, somehow or other, dug his oldest child's decomposing remains up from the beach, unseen by anyone, despite the eyes of the world's media being on the McCanns 24/7, and the area being swarming with police.

Evil Gerry then found 'someone' in an 'apartment' who was more than happy to have a child's decomposing remains stuck in his freezer. Again, not one single person, not the PJ, the media, no-one, saw Evil Gerry moving his child's decomposing remains to the 'freezer' in the 'unknown apartment'.

Evil Gerry then removed his child's frozen, decomposing remains from the freezer, and stuck them in the wheel-well of the family hire car and took them for a bit of a drive around the Algarve, with defrosting bits dropping off along the way - according to Gonzo.

Not only did not one single person, not the PJ, the UK police, the world's media, the public, no-one saw - or smelled - this post-mortem jaunt.

Possibly because it never happened, though it somehow escaped Gonzo's notice that particular hire car DIDN'T HAVE A WHEEL WELL IN THE FIRST PLACE.

After the post-mortem tour of the Algarve, Evil Gerry then found a dead Portuguese woman lying in her coffin unattended - handily, before being cremated - opened the lid, and dropped the decomposing, defrosted and by now extremely smelly remains of his oldest daughter into the coffin and resealed it.

Again, not one single person, not the PJ, not the UK police, not the world's media or the public, saw any of this Penny Dreadful activity.

But poor old Gonzo, there isn't anything at all to support his 'evidence' because the dead woman's family thoughtlessly had her cremated,  failing to notice the dreadful smell coming from the coffin.

And that is Gonzo's Hypothesis as of today.

HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN A BIGGER LOAD OF DELUSIONAL, GHOULISH PISH?      

Portugal shouldn't bother any further with the libel case; the judge should just rule that Amaral is round the bend, and order him sectioned for the rest of his life, for the protection of the public.

Oh, and reopen and reinvestigate every single case the madman has ever been anywhere near.

Putting everything down like you did in your post, Bonny, sounds like such outrageous claptrap as to be painful.

Even the village idiot couldn't believe that.

Oh wait......   

Just a reminder of what Gonzo gibbered back in 2008....

Was anything done about the church where the McCanns spent so much time and to which they had the key? (identified reader)

There were never any motives to question the Catholic church. There is no indice that points towards the child being there, at least up to the moment when she was transported in the car. Even because there are no freezers there, or cold spots that would allow for the body to be kept at that location.

Doesn't make much, well, any sense, does it, now he's decided that Evil Gerry took his defrosting, decomposing daughter for a post mortem trip around the Algarve before he handily found an occupied coffin at the church that was handily going to be cremated and decided to pry the lid off - as you do.

And Gonzo's convinced that Evil Gerry did indeed drive around with the decomposing, defrosting remains of his dead child in the non-existent wheelwell of the car the family rented weeks after Madeleine was abducted:

Due to the type of fluid, we policemen, experts, say that the cadaver was frozen or preserved in the cold and when placed into the car boot, with the heat at that time [of the year], part of the ice melted. On a curb, for example, something fell from the trunk's right side, above the wheel. It may be said that this is speculation, but it's the only way to explain what happened there.

Bits of thawing corpse falling off onto the pavement from the non-existent wheelwell? And no-one noticed this Journey from Hell?

And what a lot of trouble, just to drive back to the church and break into coffins! Maybe breaking into coffins is normal behaviour for Gonzo, who knows?

Surely only Big Rock Rocky A's most deluded, devoted groupies could fail to grasp that HE IS TALKING UTTER PISH.

Sounds like something someone might dream up after sloshing a lot of liquor inside them...... Oh IMO

Something convicted perjurer Amoral should have remembered - LIARS NEED GOOD MEMORIES.

He does let himself down.....  

As is being discussed on Myths:

http://stopthemyths.prophpbb.com/post239138.html#p239138

Do his ravings about coffins mean he is no longer defending the ravings in his nasty little potboiler? Or is he simply going to invent yet another Grand Guignol 'hypothesis'?

As has been noticed before, chaotic thinking and chaotic actions often go hand in hand with certain issues caused by alcohol.

Do his ravings about coffins mean he is no longer defending the ravings in his nasty little potboiler? Or is he simply going to invent yet another Grand Guignol 'hypothesis'?

As has been noticed before, chaotic thinking and chaotic actions often go hand in hand with certain issues caused by alcohol.

I would bet money on the enlarged print in that sentence. I would say he is in crisis......

Dear me, he is in a bad way! He's been ranting again, and appears to have totally forgotten that he woke up on the morning of 4th May, 2007, drank his breakfast, and made up his mind that the McCanns DONE IT, whatever he imagined IT was.

It's in his own flaming book - which seems to have entirely slipped whatever passes for his 'mind'.     

I have never been able to work out where ice from a defrosting corpse falling on a curb quite came into it.
Can anybody help?

Err.....was the corpse holding a bag of ice cubes?

Nope, but I don't speak Perjuring Lying Toad. It's just one of the many lies he's invented.

Look at that sh*te Gonzo invented about the McCanns sending away the Family Liason Officers, when it's a matter of record in the PJ files that the very opposite happened - that the officers had a warm, supportive relationship with the McCann family.

I understand a lot of the evidence against Gonzo is in written form, so I am sure flat-out lies like that have been brought to the judge's attention.

Second attempt.......they were ice cubes from Gonc's alcoholic drink?

Don't let the hounders et al know it's in written form, Bonny. It might spoil their day.   

They're in a bad enough way already, Morais has cranked the Lisbon Lie Machine up to hyperdrive.     

Oh my! Must find out what she is cranking.....      

I think that clip of Gonzo with Lovely Sofa that was shown on Portuguese telly yesterday must have been an old one; he looks pretty dreadful in today's utterances.

Yuck! That 'man' always looks dead around the eyes, IMO.

He has several bumps around his head and is that a big growth on his nose?

You are right. He looks dead around the eyes because what he has done is showing on his face.

What I meant was, how did Gonc know that the body had been frozen and then dripped on a curb. If such a thing was possible then it must have happened at least two months prior to this statement, so what evidence did he have of this?
It's a bit like cremations. Puff, gone. No proof.

It's a recurring theme with Gonzo, Sabot...it keeps happening to him.

GA: Look, a few years ago on the Azores, after a homicide that had taken place years earlier, we managed to locate a vehicle that was already in a junk yard in which a taxi driver had been killed, a taxi driver from Praia da Vitória in the Azores. But we were unlucky, normally the van’s back had a carpet but it didn’t exist anymore. That carpet didn’t exist anymore, so if we had found that carpet it would have been possible to prove that the death had taken place there, so anything is possible.

See? If only that carpet hadn't thoughtlessly ceased to exist, Gonzo would have been able to stitch someone else up, sorry, I mean, Crack the Case.

Either he's really, really unlucky with all this vanishing 'evidence', or he's totally incompetent and corrupt, preferring to try to frame people to 'solve' crimes and making 'evidence' fit in with that. And then crying when 'evidence' fails to exist and blaming Dark Forces.

Remember, anything is possible in the world of Goncoward.

Wot? You mean like that car in The Cipriano Case that got sent to Spain to be crushed, and never seen again?

That didn't stop him, did it.

Oh, and the saw used to cut up the body? That vanished as well.

Perfect examples of the way 'evidence' thoughtlessly disappears when Gonzo's on the case, Sabot.

He's so unlucky with 'evidence'. Frankly, every single case he's ever been anywhere near needs to be reopened and reinvestigated.

Sabot wrote:Wot?  You mean like that car in The Cipriano Case that got sent to Spain to be crushed, and never seen again?

That didn't stop him, did it.

Oh, and the saw used to cut up the body?  That vanished as well.

Hold on now, you forgot the pigs wot ate her bones and things. No trace of her left there either.

Poor Gonc, why does it always happen to him?

How could we forget that photo of Goncoward in front of that surveillance camera bemoaning that the tape had been videoed over and which could have solved the case? It was in the Express?

  

Ah yes, that 'vanished', too, didn't it? This really belongs on this thread:

Gonçalo Amaral - It was due to those diplomatic issues, the ambassador’s intervention and all else, who promptly wanted to push towards the abduction thesis. That limited the police action in the sense that they [McCanns] would have been treated as suspects from the start otherwise. What does that imply? That means, that they and those close to them would have been the target of direct, personal surveillance, and also of electronic surveillance.