What will be Gonzo's latest excuse to delay his libel trial?

But you don't expect it to come from dirty old women, do you.

 No you don't, Sabot. Are we sure they are women?   

lily wrote: No you don't, Sabot.   Are we sure they are women?    

Could probably be loosely described as, Lily.

Okay. I can go with that, Sabot.   

A hounder says of Gonzo's antics:

I'm sure having spent years as a policeman, he's enjoying being able to do the winding up, rather than being wound up.

'Winding up'? Is that how little respect Amoral has for a Portuguese court, that he thinks it's big and clever to act like a troll?

Remember Gonzo's debacle in Faro? When he claimed to be living in a Lisbon police station, and was supposed to be giving evidence by video link?

Only the officers at the station knew nothing about it, he didn't show up for the video linking, and the irate judge had to send a search party out for him?

That was very entertaining. I wonder if he's paid the court's bill for that, yet?

bb1 wrote:A hounder says of Gonzo's antics:

I'm sure having spent years as a policeman, he's enjoying being able to do the winding up, rather than being wound up.

'Winding up'? Is that how little respect Amoral has for a Portuguese court, that he thinks it's big and clever to act like a troll?

Obviously that hounder's experiences must be reflected through a life of low level jobs for her to be impressed by that.

True professionals would be aghast at him.

bb1 wrote:Remember Gonzo's debacle in Faro? When he claimed to be living in a Lisbon  police station, and was supposed to be giving evidence by video link?

Only the officers at the station knew nothing about it, he didn't show up for the video linking, and the irate judge had to send a search party out for him?

That was very entertaining. I wonder if he's paid the court's bill for that, yet?

It shouldn't matter too much to him now. All he has to do is get this court case over so he can have that one million + euros pot of money returned to him.

Better late than never?

All he has to do is get this court case over so he can have that one million + euros pot of money returned to him.

Yes - which makes his behaviour even more bizarre. Unless, of course, he knows he hasn't a snowball in Hell's chance of winning and is trying to delay the inevitable.

Yes - which makes his behaviour even more bizarre. Unless, of course, he knows he hasn't a snowball in Hell's chance of winning and is trying to delay the inevitable.

....but.....but his great legion of fans insist he knows he will win? How can this titan of a man be wrong?   

And tomorrow's his last chance for ace-playing.   

That's it! You are a genius, Bonny. Of course. He has very cannily orchestrated all of this for the past 5 years so that on July 8, 2014 he will, with great flourish and a fanfare, show his ace.

His fanz will have a terrible time trying to sleep tonight.

They're like children waiting for Santa right now.     

I wonder what he's going to bring them all after he's got restitution? A diamond earring. A jag? Pay off Carter Ruck for Bennett?   

He'll have to do something to thank his fans after he triumphs, Lily. Hoho's wasted years of her life making crappy videos for him.

And look at Morais! How much junk food was she forced to swallow to keep up her strength for twisting and spinning!

Totally, Bonny and let's not forget his mega fan and cheerleader Bennett going the extra mile to bat for him. That's costing him 125 GBP per month.

  

Ah well, only one more sleep until Goncalol plays that Ace and triumphs!  

His fans will have a huge celebration at the Scouts Hut or somewhere similar.   

lily wrote:That's it!  You are a genius, Bonny.  Of course.  He has very cannily orchestrated all of this for the past 5 years so that on July 8, 2014 he will, with great flourish and a fanfare, show his ace.

His fanz will have a terrible time trying to sleep tonight.  

   In The Courtroom? He'll get arrested for indecent exposure.

Okay Folks, hope at the ready. I simply cannot help myself. Hope that he will turn up, that is. Will he turn up on a white charger, waving a pink carnation just to piss off Clarence? Have they got parking facilities for horses? Who will clean up the horse shit? Will Morais turn up with a bucket and spade? Will she give him a pair of her bloomers to stick on the end of his lance? Sofa won't like that. We could even see a fight to the death with pitch forks. Hold the front page.

martinbrunt @skymartinbrunt · 3h
#Madeleine Kate and Gerry McCann arrive in Lisbon hoping to give evidence in their libel case against ex-cop Goncalo Amaral.

McCanns are there; still awaiting sightings of Goncoward.