PATSY GOES TO PORTUGAL

bb1 wrote:That's you just lost a Folex, Sabot

An understandable mistake, Bonny. And she has been a bit quiet lately. Probably at that Casino checking on dead heart attack victims. Or worrying about The Police checking Hate Sites.

lily wrote:Correct, Bonny. It is solid gold with a hallmark what says, EPNS.

I've already got the real thing, Lily. Bought it in Hong Kong.

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lily wrote:Correct, Bonny. It is solid gold with a hallmark what says, EPNS.

You can't beat them when they're made in Hong Kong, Sabot. Do you have any more for sale?

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Sabot wrote:

lily wrote:Correct, Bonny. It is solid gold with a hallmark what says, EPNS.

You can't beat them when they're made in Hong Kong, Sabot. Do you have any more for sale?

No, but I've got a couple of Diamonds if you are interested. And then there is always London Bridge

Can we negotiate in the other forum, Sabot? You never know when they will come in handy.

Just in case it helps clarify, I personally wouldn't go to the foot of our stairs to see bushmeat patty, much less heathrow or wherever she's holding court. I have some paint to watch drying here at home.

Actually, I could see Brown falling foul of the authorities in Portugal.

Contrary to forker belief, the entire nation does NOT think the McCanns killed their daughter and mummified her/stuffed her in a freezer.

If they ever took their hategoggles off, they would know Gonc is widely disliked, for a great many reasons - tax evaders are none too popular in Portugal right now.

Her casual slur about the locals selling their children for sex has been sent to people in Portugal - that won't help her image.

And she actually has no business Searching there. The Yard are one thing; an accomodation has been reached with the McCanns' people.

But Brown? She has no more authority than FoxyBlondie - or Butler -did. She is going to get into real trouble if she is her usual, arrogant self there. I don't see loudmouthed 'stars' of blogradio going down any too well.

barbiecar wrote:Just in case it helps clarify, I personally wouldn't go to the foot of our stairs to see bushmeat patty, much less heathrow or wherever she's holding court. I have some paint to watch drying here at home.

Quite, Barbie. Personally, I would cross the street to AVOID her.

Leave her deluded groupies to go wandering around Heathrow, of all places - I am sure the honor of seeing Awesome in the flesh will make their expense and inconvenience worthwhile to them.

Leave her deluded groupies to go wandering around Heathrow, of all places - I am sure the honor of seeing Awesome in the flesh will make their expense and inconvenience worthwhile to them.

I wonder if they will buy her flowers and things to present to her?

I get the impression ole bushmeat patty is expecting it to be the same at Heathrow as it is when Posh and Becks come over for a visit, all adoring fans, paps and chaos!

I think you are right, Barbie.

Meanwhile, in the real world - who on earth would go to all the hassle of getting to Heathrow (assuming everything is working, and that there aren't the wrong kind of snowflakes on the line) to wait for a flight that may, or may not, arrive on time, or even at Heathrow if there is a centimetre of snow tomorrow?

To meet an Awesome blogradio person?

It's right up there with root canal work without novocaine, funwise.

It would be too funny if she were to be diverted to say, Gatwick.

Compared to a pitchforker on a ghoul jaunt, definitely.

lily wrote:It would be too funny if she were to be diverted to say, Gatwick.

Not half as funny if it was to Prestwick (Glasgow), Luton, East Midlands or Brummigan!! LL

Lamplighter wrote:

lily wrote:It would be too funny if she were to be diverted to say, Gatwick.

Not half as funny if it was to Prestwick (Glasgow), Luton, East Midlands or Brummigan!! LL

Prestwick would be best

barbiecar wrote:I get the impression ole bushmeat patty is expecting it to be the same at Heathrow as it is when Posh and Becks come over for a visit, all adoring fans, paps and chaos!

Worry not barbiecar.


Jubilant Custom Officers Stop Bushmeat Smuggler.
They Have Yet To Say What Gave The Offender Away.

Oh dear. There are some forkers who could meet up with her there and hold her hand?

bb1 wrote:Prestwick would be best

What's wrong with Greenland? It's on her way, isn't it?

Sabot wrote:

bb1 wrote:Prestwick would be best

What's wrong with Greenland? It's on her way, isn't it?

Or even Ireland if she's diverted that way.

crazytony wrote:

barbiecar wrote:I get the impression ole bushmeat patty is expecting it to be the same at Heathrow as it is when Posh and Becks come over for a visit, all adoring fans, paps and chaos!

Worry not barbiecar.


Jubilant Custom Officers Stop Bushmeat Smuggler.
They Have Yet To Say What Gave The Offender Away.

Monkey Pate ?.

crazytony wrote:

barbiecar wrote:I get the impression ole bushmeat patty is expecting it to be the same at Heathrow as it is when Posh and Becks come over for a visit, all adoring fans, paps and chaos!

Worry not barbiecar.


Jubilant Custom Officers Stop Bushmeat Smuggler.
They Have Yet To Say What Gave The Offender Away.

Looks like the Portuguese Air Traffic Controllers heard there was a VIP inbound, they've suspended their strike:

http://www.cmjornal.xl.pt/detalhe/noticias/ultima-hora/controladores-aereos-suspendem-greve

bb1 wrote:Looks like the Portuguese Air Traffic Controllers heard there was a VIP inbound, they've suspended their strike:

http://www.cmjornal.xl.pt/detalhe/noticias/ultima-hora/controladores-aereos-suspendem-greve

Oh, Gonc must have used his influence to override it?

bb1 wrote:Looks like the Portuguese Air Traffic Controllers heard there was a VIP inbound, they've suspended their strike:

http://www.cmjornal.xl.pt/detalhe/noticias/ultima-hora/controladores-aereos-suspendem-greve

Yeah, I heard a rumor the King of Spain was visiting.