BENNETT BOOTS BIRCH

If anyone is wondering why the thread on Bennett's home site about havern's latest Star Member has been hastily removed from public view - it's because Bennett surfaced, in person, to tell him to go forth and multiply....

Dear Mr Birch, I've been away from this forum for a while and have now read this thread - and also clicked on to YouTube to view your 3-minute video. I will NOT be recommending anyone to view it. If you think that the Portuguese Police, members of this forum, or indeed anyone else should take seriously three wavy lines on a so-called 'scan', plus grainy video of someone pushing what looks like a lawnmower over some ground somewhere, you have another think coming. The idea that your 'scan' provides 'proof' there is a body of a young infant there is risible. You also refer to 'we' without saying who 'we' are.

You have now got your 15 minutes of fame. I would like to suggest that you do what you promised to do a few days ago - leave this forum. And by the way, you might like to run the intro to your video through your spellchecker - and then re-post it.

The cyber-paparazzi were on hand:



And here:

http://thehoundingofthemccans.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/bennett-tells-da-berk.html

But I thought Bennett didn't have any authority on Havern's. He said he didn't. So why this about face? Yesterday Admin decided the thread was staying, then last night Bennett comes back and cracks the whip, and it's gone.

Sabot wrote:
But I thought Bennett didn't have any authority on Havern's. He said he didn't. So why this about face? Yesterday Admin decided the thread was staying, then last night Bennett comes back and cracks the whip, and it's gone.

Show some compassion, Sabot. It is the only thing he has control over

Oh, of course! How unfortunate, that he had to break cover to remove the imposter!

crazytony wrote:

Sabot wrote:
But I thought Bennett didn't have any authority on Havern's. He said he didn't. So why this about face? Yesterday Admin decided the thread was staying, then last night Bennett comes back and cracks the whip, and it's gone.

Show some compassion, Sabot. It is the only thing he has control over

Wot? The Whip? Oh God, no, not The Whip. Anything but The Whip.

bb1 wrote:Oh, of course! How unfortunate, that he had to break cover to remove the imposter!

Perhaps he didn't know about it, Bonny, if he's been away on another one of his Hols. He should just have told Havern to get rid of it. Unless she didn't want to, of course.

bb1 wrote:Oh, of course! How unfortunate, that he had to break cover to remove the imposter!

Here's a thing. If even Bennett can see Birch is a fake and a WUM - what does that say about all the forkers and hounders who have been singing the praises of the WUM, demanding that the Murats allow their garden to be dug up yet again, or that the McCanns react to his garbage by personally digging up the Murats' garden?

Doesn't that make them look, well, kinda stupid and gullible?

Doesn't that make them look, well, kinda stupid and gullible?
So, nothing new in their world as they have always been stupid and gullible

Speaking of, Bennett's back and trying to talk up his home forum's stats:

The following stats extracted from the members' list are also of interest:

* 36 members have viewed since 9am this morning

* 59 since midnight 18/19 July

* 112 since midnight 17/18 July

* 181 since midnight 10/17 July

* 234 since the beginning of July

* 291 since the beginning of June.

Clearly, therefore, there are a lot of inactive members

No sh*t, Sherlock. About 1,600 of them.

Oh, and PS - that site must have a very liberal policy about access to stats, as ordinary members can see them.

bb1 wrote:Here's a thing. If even Bennett can see Birch is a fake and a WUM - what does that say about all the forkers and hounders who have been singing the praises of the WUM, demanding that the Murats allow their garden to be dug up yet again, or that the McCanns react to his garbage by personally digging up the Murats' garden?

Doesn't that make them look, well, kinda stupid and gullible?

You don't think Birch could be Bennett, on Haverns, do you Bonny??

Look now, he got back from his hols last night, had a fit at what has gone on, especially the revelations from Sharoni, and then threw a wobbly. Pull Thread. End of. Except for Screen Shots.

They seem to be having a problem with threads vanishing since the return of their head honcho.

I've no idea what has been going on, Maggs, beyond something has. All these fruitloop SA 'investigators' are on Stevo's site, and then Birch turns up on Bennett's home forum until Bennett kicks him off?

A bit too much of a coincidence, that one is.

Heaven knows what devilry the McCann-haters had cooked up; suffice to say, as usual, their scheming blew up in their faces.

Quite possibly it was never meant to result in a Big Dig, so just left in the air as a possibility.
Murat refuses. The McCanns refuse. They must be guilty Yer Honour.

Sabot wrote:
Quite possibly it was never meant to result in a Big Dig, so just left in the air as a possibility.
Murat refuses. The McCanns refuse. They must be guilty Yer Honour.

It was a stunt of some kind, Sabot, IMO, they thought they could manipulate the McCanns into - what? Demanding Robert Murat's property be landscaped by the PJ yet again, with all the resulting bad publicity?

Happily, the UK media didn't take the bait, and the police warned the McCanns about this character.

It may even have been intended to divert attention from the disaster which was about to strike their beloved Gonc?

Who knows with these people? They were up to something, for sure. Birch washes up on Hounder Central? Morais reappears after Saving the Arctic? Levy and Reis come out of the woodwork?

I don't believe in coincidences like that.

It did all rather happen at the same time, didn't it. When is The PJ Tribunal going to happen? Soon, I hope. But how do we find out?

Apart from hoping Sauces in Portugal hear something? We read CdM.

It has to be one of Europe's worst tabloids, it would be on the top shelf in the UK.

Expresso is a proper paper, though, it has interesting stuff - and good recipes.

It has to be one of Europe's worst tabloids, it would be on the top shelf in the UK.

Nay, lassie,it would more likely be found hanging with a wee piece of tatty string threaded through one corner on a nail in a cludgie. LL

bb1 wrote:Apart from hoping Sauces in Portugal hear something? We read CdM.

It has to be one of Europe's worst tabloids, it would be on the top shelf in the UK.

Expresso is a proper paper, though, it has interesting stuff - and good recipes.

Good Recipes? BWAHAHAHAHAAH. You want to watch that, Bonny. 100 ways to cook sardines.

From it, Sabot, Expresso has excellent recipes (apart from their Xmas one, which involved tentacles). It's strawberry sorbet just now......

bb1 wrote:From it, Sabot, Expresso has excellent recipes (apart from their Xmas one, which involved tentacles). It's strawberry sorbet just now......

I am always suspicious when tentacles are involved, Bonny, even if they do call them sweetbreads in UK.

Sabot wrote:

bb1 wrote:From it, Sabot, Expresso has excellent recipes (apart from their Xmas one, which involved tentacles). It's strawberry sorbet just now......

I am always suspicious when tentacles are involved, Bonny, even if they do call them sweetbreads in UK.

I thought sweetbreads are paired thymus glands and pancreas of milk-fed veal or calves, don't remember anything to do with tentacles. LL

Whoops, sorry. I think I meant Testicles. My bad.

Odd, isn't it, how a thread about Bennett has turned into a discussion about yukky food?