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bb1 wrote:

If we examine this photo, taken before the 'makeover' paid for by a missing child, I think we would be justified in commenting that he does seem to have hygiene 'issues' - scratching like that in public is never a good look.

No no. Scratching his head means that he's telling lies. I learnt that from The Forkers. They are the body language experts you know.
I'm thinking about taking it up for a living. Just getting a Degree in Medieval Pitch Forking courtesy of MM and Hell Hole, and then I'm going to write a book.

bb1 wrote:

Ah yes, he has his Intellectual Hat on, doesn't he - he never seems to take that off.

Having forced myself to study that photo, one has to comment that one has never seen anyone in the public eye go out in public wearing what appears to be clothes so dirty and scruffy they were rejected by the neighborhood charity shop...

I dont mind a bit of scruff on a man.
Prefer it to those gawd awful shiny suits he used to wear. They immediately labelled him, imo. Same as his ?diamond earing.

I am easy going.
As I said, I dont mind a bit of scruff on a man .. BUT NOT WITH A DRESS HAT! ... FGS!



Only the opinion of an old, maybe out of date, woman

Jean-Pierre.t50 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQm_8uoljWM

Whoops. I really shouldn't drink Harvey's Bristol Cream when I'm on the lap top. But I have to say that Gonc's photo is a tad more enlightening with Sherry running down his face.

Oh my, what's this?

http://regretsandramblings.com/2012/02/02/cease-and-desist/#comment-454917952

CS

Stafford, Frey, Cooper have deleted their Facebook page

It does indeed seem to be gone - I wonder if that has anything to do with people using it to ask awkward questions about Awesome Patsy and Awesome Anne?

Still no sign of her next work of fiction it seems. I was told on twitter to give it a day or two as things can and do go wrong but she is now 150 hours or more overdue and still no sign of it. Still I was told that saying it will come out in 48hrs and that not happening is not lying in the minds of the Haters. Not sure what it counts as. Optimism maybe?

Interesting that Stafford Frey Cooper have chosen to withdraw from Facebook rather than answer the relevant questions posed on their page about Bremners relationship with Brown and about that appalling letter that one of their lawyers sent to the wrong address (or so Brown led us to believe).

But that wouldn't explain Barnes and Noble who don't seem to be so fussy and where she said she would also post this new blockbuster.

honestbroker wrote:

greenink211 wrote:Still no sign of her next work of fiction it seems. I was told on twitter to give it a day or two as things can and do go wrong but she is now 150 hours or more overdue and still no sign of it. Still I was told that saying it will come out in 48hrs and that not happening is not lying in the minds of the Haters. Not sure what it counts as. Optimism maybe?

Interesting that Stafford Frey Cooper have chosen to withdraw from Facebook rather than answer the relevant questions posed on their page about Bremners relationship with Brown and about that appalling letter that one of their lawyers sent to the wrong address (or so Brown led us to believe).

I wouldn't rule out that she's submitted something Amazon have rejected (remembering the debacle with the 'profile').

Amazon might, actually, have taken the trouble to read it first ...

That'll be it, HB. Is this what is called a Carry Over?

It's finally appeared:

http://www.amazon.com/Only-the-Truth-ebook/dp/B007GU0Y3A/ref=sr_1_3?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1330914412&sr=1-3




Book Description
Publication Date: March 3, 2012
Harkening back to the writing styles of the earlier American authors – John Steinbeck, Harper Lee, Carson McCullers, and James Cain - Only the Truth is the story of a simple, rather slow, uneducated man, Billy Ray, who loves a mysterious woman who appears out of nowhere and comes to live with him. Two years later, she shoots their neighbor and burns down the neighbor’s home. He stands by helplessly as the woman he loves is arrested, jailed, and charged with premeditated murder. His happy life turned upside down, Billy Ray sets out to find the truth about his Charlene, whether the truth leads to his ability to save her life or it frees him from her spell.


Er, yes, thank you....think I'll pass, ta muchly.

John Steinbeck, Harper Lee, Carson McCullers, & James Cain??????????????

That's gotta be a joke, surely???? Pat Brown, likened to them? Ye Gods, whoever wrote that blurb must have been three sheets to the wind or slumped over in an opium den!!!! LL

Theme tune for the doomed romance between Billy Ray and Charlene:

She'll bring The McCanns into it somewhere. She probably thinks Gerry is covering for Kate. It's been said many times before by The Nasties.
I wonder if she will do The French Thing and change the names somewhat?

I don't think you can turn Billy Ray and Charlene into French, Sabot....they are pure Jerry Springer material.

Lamplighter wrote:John Steinbeck, Harper Lee, Carson McCullers, & James Cain??????????????

That's gotta be a joke, surely???? Pat Brown, likened to them? Yes Gods, whoever wrote that blurb must have been three sheets to the wind or slumped over in an opium den!!!! LL

Hilarious, isn't it?

bb1 wrote:I don't think you can turn Billy Ray and Charlene into French, Sabot....they are pure Jerry Springer material.

Just watch her, Bonny. She will manage to allude to The McCann Affair somehow. It doesn't actually have to make sense, you know. Nothing else she has written does.

bb1 wrote:

It's finally appeared:

http://www.amazon.com/Only-the-Truth-ebook/dp/B007GU0Y3A/ref=sr_1_3?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1330914412&sr=1-3




Book Description
Publication Date: March 3, 2012
Harkening back to the writing styles of the earlier American authors – John Steinbeck, Harper Lee, Carson McCullers, and James Cain - Only the Truth is the story of a simple, rather slow, uneducated man, Billy Ray, who loves a mysterious woman who appears out of nowhere and comes to live with him. Two years later, she shoots their neighbor and burns down the neighbor’s home. He stands by helplessly as the woman he loves is arrested, jailed, and charged with premeditated murder. His happy life turned upside down, Billy Ray sets out to find the truth about his Charlene, whether the truth leads to his ability to save her life or it frees him from her spell.


Er, yes, thank you....think I'll pass, ta muchly.

Billy Ray and Charlene................classy couple there.

bb1 wrote:

Lamplighter wrote:John Steinbeck, Harper Lee, Carson McCullers, & James Cain??????????????

That's gotta be a joke, surely???? Pat Brown, likened to them? Yes Gods, whoever wrote that blurb must have been three sheets to the wind or slumped over in an opium den!!!! LL

Hilarious, isn't it?

YES.

lily wrote:

bb1 wrote:

Lamplighter wrote:John Steinbeck, Harper Lee, Carson McCullers, & James Cain??????????????

That's gotta be a joke, surely???? Pat Brown, likened to them? Yes Gods, whoever wrote that blurb must have been three sheets to the wind or slumped over in an opium den!!!! LL

Hilarious, isn't it?

YES.

She's right up there, Shakespeare, Milton....nay Homer I say, a Homeric homage to the arsonist!

She's right up there, Shakespeare, Milton....nay Homer I say, a Homeric homage to the arsonist!

I can see her winning a prize or two Barbie. A Pullitzer for a start.....

I certainly can't argue with Homeric....

bb1 wrote:I certainly can't argue with Homeric....

lily wrote:She's right up there, Shakespeare, Milton....nay Homer I say, a Homeric homage to the arsonist!

I can see her winning a prize or two Barbie. A Pullitzer for a start.....

She'll beat "The Beano" and "The Dandy" for certain!

lily wrote:

bb1 wrote:I certainly can't argue with Homeric....

Well honestly, it sounds like something out of Jerry Springer..

Let's meet Billy Bob, the moonshiner who married a stranger who shot his neighbors and burned their barn down.

bb1 wrote:Well honestly, it sounds like something out of Jerry Springer..

Let's meet Billy Bob, the moonshiner who married a stranger who shot his neighbors and burned their barn down.

You know, Bonny, that sounds more interesting than the dreck she has written in the synopsis.

Ah...... got it. In order to appeal to intelligent people, she has to write a decent book. The one she has written will appeal to the lowest common denominator, or as you say, trailer trash.

Am I missing something here? Who are these people?