Re: Cristóvão refuses to co-operate with PJ

**lily** Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:07 pm

bb1 wrote:

**crazytony** Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:08 pm

bb1 wrote:

**Sabot** Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:10 pm

lily wrote:
Sabot wrote:
lily wrote:
bb1 wrote:Just make sure it is all deposited in your Belize bank account, Sabot

Have already deposited 2000 Euros into it, Sabot.

Are you trying to bribe me, Lily? Make it 3,000 Euros and you can share my sojourn in Portugal this Summer. Pay your own air fare.

Oh, and you get a signed copy of my book for the reduced price of £99.00.

Sabot. I was wearing a latex mask. They will be looking for someone like this......

Were you wearing a Lovely Sofia Mask, Lily? No one would suspect that. I've been thinking about buying one of those myself since I can't actually afford a Face Lift.
Get a face lift for two quid, as it were.

**lily** Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:14 pm

I never thought of that, Sabot. It was actually a Head Hounder 99p special. embarass

ETA: Allegedly. At least that's what the sales person told me.

**Sabot** Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:20 pm

lily wrote: I never thought of that, Sabot. It was actually a Head Hounder 99p special.

ETA: Allegedly. At least that's what the sales person told me.

What a pity, Lily we could off had some fun parading around The Algarve looking like The Lovely Sofia. And gone to Portimao Police Station to complain about Gonc and Sexual Assault. They would believe that. Wouldn't they?

**lily** Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:32 pm

Sabot wrote:
lily wrote: I never thought of that, Sabot. It was actually a Head Hounder 99p special.

ETA: Allegedly. At least that's what the sales person told me.

What a pity, Lily we could off had some fun parading around The Algarve looking like The Lovely Sofia. And gone to Portimao Police Station to complain about Gonc and Sexual Assault. They would believe that. Wouldn't they?

Wot a brilliant idea. When can we go? Pcorneater

**Sabot** Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:40 pm

lily wrote:
Sabot wrote:
lily wrote: I never thought of that, Sabot. It was actually a Head Hounder 99p special.

ETA: Allegedly. At least that's what the sales person told me.

What a pity, Lily we could off had some fun parading around The Algarve looking like The Lovely Sofia. And gone to Portimao Police Station to complain about Gonc and Sexual Assault. They would believe that. Wouldn't they?

Wot a brilliant idea. When can we go?

I just need to sell a few crappy, sorry, amazing books about Body Language, Lily. Probably next weekend if that's okay with you.

PS. Bring a couple of Burkas in case we need to go under cover in PdL.

**sadie** Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:43 pm

**lily** Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:48 pm

Sabot wrote:
lily wrote:
Sabot wrote:
lily wrote: I never thought of that, Sabot. It was actually a Head Hounder 99p special.

ETA: Allegedly. At least that's what the sales person told me.

What a pity, Lily we could off had some fun parading around The Algarve looking like The Lovely Sofia. And gone to Portimao Police Station to complain about Gonc and Sexual Assault. They would believe that. Wouldn't they?

Wot a brilliant idea. When can we go?

I just need to sell a few crappy, sorry, amazing books about Body Language, Lily. Probably next weekend if that's okay with you.

PS. Bring a couple of Burkas in case we need to go under cover in PdL.

Am off to the souq as we speak, Sabot. biggrin

**Sabot** Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:55 pm

lily wrote:
Sabot wrote:
lily wrote:
Sabot wrote:

What a pity, Lily we could off had some fun parading around The Algarve looking like The Lovely Sofia. And gone to Portimao Police Station to complain about Gonc and Sexual Assault. They would believe that. Wouldn't they?

Wot a brilliant idea. When can we go?

I just need to sell a few crappy, sorry, amazing books about Body Language, Lily. Probably next weekend if that's okay with you.

PS. Bring a couple of Burkas in case we need to go under cover in PdL.

Am off to the souq as we speak, Sabot.

There is no need to indulge in the obscene, Lily. I expect you can buy them in the local market. Or even Tescos.

Make mine a whole one. Preferably Red. I like Red. And who knows who I might trap.

**lily** Sun Apr 15, 2012 7:59 pm

*cough* Sabot. We don't have any Tescos here. There are some souqs.........

rofl

ETA: They are black but you can get them with beads, sequins and all sorts of sparkly decorations on. Some are red decorations....... Pcorneater

**lily** Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:03 pm

I could even bring along some shisha pipes. bounce

**Maggs** Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:05 pm

lily wrote:I could even bring along some shisha pipes.

OUCH !!!

**Sabot** Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:07 pm

lily wrote:*cough* Sabot. We don't have any Tescos here. There are some souqs.........

No Tescos? Oh My goodness. Where is this God forsaken place? You'll be telling me they don't have a Lidl either.

But I have to tell you that I am not happy about Sooks. They could be dens of iniquity with Hookahs and other evil devices. You could get arrested for soliciting.

Try buying On Line.

PS. Can I have one with lace over my head so I can wear my designer sun glasses.

**Sabot** Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:10 pm

lily wrote:I could even bring along some shisha pipes.

Sheesha. I've heard all about those. They are the Devil's work, Lily.

Bring six. And then we can sell them. That'll pay for the beer.

**Sabot** Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:15 pm

Maggs wrote:
lily wrote:I could even bring along some shisha pipes.

OUCH !!!

Look you. If you want part of the anti, put up or shut up. 3,000 Euros and you're in.

PS. Bring your own Burka.

**sadie** Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:19 pm

I'd like one like this pls Lily. Match my scent spray.

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Ta ever so

**sadie** Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:20 pm

Can I come? I aint wearing no burks
Eek

**Sabot** Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:22 pm

sadie wrote:I'd like one like this pls Lily. Match my scent spray.

Ta ever so

Scent Spray? What are you on, Sadie?

**Maggs** Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:22 pm

Sabot wrote:
Maggs wrote:
lily wrote:I could even bring along some shisha pipes.

OUCH !!!

Look you. If you want part of the anti, put up or shut up. 3,000 Euros and you're in.

PS. Bring your own Burka.

OK, 4,000 Euros, if you don't leave me with Gonc Comeonthen

But Lily is having Sofia's face, have I got to have Morais's vomit

Oh no I'm not, Levy might chase me rofl

**lily** Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:24 pm

How did you guess? No Lidl. rofl

However........we have a Carrefour's in the city. Shocked

Here are some abayas....

http://gallery.alyashmac.com/picture.php?/617/category/Alyashmac-Abaya

What do you want to wear Bonny? Pcorneater

Am looking for your pipe, Sadie......will be back soon.

Maggs, you're in.

**Sabot** Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:34 pm

Maggs wrote:
Sabot wrote:
Maggs wrote:
lily wrote:I could even bring along some shisha pipes.

OUCH !!!

Look you. If you want part of the anti, put up or shut up. 3,000 Euros and you're in.

PS. Bring your own Burka.

OK, 4,000 Euros, if you don't leave me with Gonc

But Lily is having Sofia's face, have I got to have Morais's
Oh no I'm not, Levy might chase me

I don't think it was her face that Levy was interested in, Maggs. Although I could be wrong about that. It might have been hard to tell the difference.

As for Gonc. Last one in gets the ugly one. Recruit someone else.

**sadie** Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:35 pm

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Oh that's rather nice, twill go with my pipe

Can I have one pls?

**Maggs** Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:35 pm

lily wrote:How did you guess? No Lidl.

However........we have a Carrefour's in the city.

Here are some abayas....

http://gallery.alyashmac.com/picture.php?/617/category/Alyashmac-Abaya

What do you want to wear Bonny?

Am looking for your pipe, Sadie......will be back soon.

Maggs, you're in.

Sabot, you organised this. Where's the PAYPAL button so we can get ~~idiots~~ friends to donate?

**lily** Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:41 pm

I hope we get a lot cuz we need jewels and designer handbags and things too.

bounce

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