Scraping right through the bottom of the barrel

It's very early morning in my real part of the world and late afternoon where I currently am.

So confusing for a while.

It is definitely summer, Sabot. Around a cool 50 C here for the most part.

Winter or summer? Hmm, not that easy to answer this year.

However, a big yellow thing occasionally appears in the sky, and it's light for 16 hours a day, so it must be 'summer'.

Tony must be off on his travels somewhere, Sabot. I hope he isn't fancying a hanging basket.

bb1 wrote:Winter or summer? Hmm, not that easy to answer this year.

However, a big yellow thing occasionally appears in the sky, and it's light for 16 hours a day, so it must be 'summer'.

Oh God. I wonder what I have forgotten to do?

Well, can't have been that important, Sabot.

lily wrote:Well, can't have been that important, Sabot.

You are right, Lily. But I did get a couple of holiday making families mixed up, until this morning. Fortunately in time to sort it out without appearing to be completely senile.
These Arrival Time Cards never actually arrive, so I never know what time they are arriving. Then I have to send emails to find out. On this occasion I nearly confused this weeks people with next weeks people. But no harm done in the end.

Well at least it doesn't sound like Fawlty Towers.

They complain at their peril, Lily. This particular house is perfect in every way. Okay. Although some freak complained last week about underneath the Lavatory rim. She did admit that she had to get down on her hands and knees to see it, and it can't have done much for her neck muscles.
I delivered the well worn Puke apology, and pointed out that this was a result of holiday makers cleaning the house themselves rather than paying ME to do it, as if I would ever miss under the lavatory rim, Oh No, certainly not.
Actually, I can't remember the last time I stuck my head under anyone's lavatory rim, not even my own. I just squirt one off them Duck Thingies. Sheesh.

When in doubt, squirt it with bleach, Sabot.

I have to admit to filling old Duck bottles with Bleach, Bonny. I hope it works a treat. I haven't actually looked. And I don't intend to any time soon.
And if she had paid me to clean the house she wouldn't have know about it. Presuming that what she said was true, of course. Personally, I doubt it. The owners were there three weeks ago, and Mrs. P. is no slouch.
I think that some of them just like complaining.

Well if she wants to return there, just tell her to bring her own chamber pot with her, Sabot.

I hope she doesn't come back, Lily. Although a lot of people do because the house is so nice. But I have become expert in fending off spurious complaints.
I didn't tell the owners because I can't be arsed. They pay me to get on with the job, and to deal with these people. But even when they clean themselves I always check lavatories, and clean them myself if necessary, so I jolly well know that there was nothing wrong, although as I said, I didn't actually twist my neck.

Hilarious. The haters are all suddenly DNA experts, thanks to some bollocks from Textusa, of all people - desperate times indeed.

A sample of Textusa's 'thinking':


The best image to show that, is a bucket full of beads with different collors and the DNA being a collar made with a combination of that beads sorted out by a machine like the one that drops the balls in the Euromillions.



Moron.

Say it again?

They're all in raptures over this nonsense, Lily. I can only assume that they can grasp the Euromillions lottery, but cannot grasp actual science.

Because if they could, they would know Textusa is, as usual, talking utter rubbish

I think Textusa should stick to the bingo at his/her/its local old folks' club, and to buying his/her/its Euromillions ticket, and leave the DNA to people who actually know what they're talking about.....



HOW TEXTUSA THINKS DNA WORKS

A hounder asks, of Textusa's Euromillions DNA Theory:

So why is that evidence not enough in a courtcase?

Because it's a load of rubbish, like everything else he/she/it invents.

Hiedi, on the subject of her fillums:

'They' may find it a little offputting that I discuss in a different manner to most.

I don't have the time or inclination to get into heated debates which (is a forgone conclusion) gets nowhere but keep in mind I have the ability to ban or, as I have done on another video, highlight the effort to discredit in the details of the video.

'They' know I have control over the postings.

Non-forker translation:

She has a BIG TANTY if anyone points out she's talking bollox, and bans all critics of her fillums.

In other words, Free Speach But Only For Her. Pillock.

Re: Quarter of a Million HiDeHo Video Views!
kitti Today

Will you be adding Tia's case to a video you may do about cadaver dogs......have you done a video based solely on cadaver dogs and their findings....can you do an up to date one HideHo?

What a brilliant idea! Why not show your total contempt for the British legal system? Why not show your total contempt for Tia Sharp by using her death in some ghastly doggie propaganda fillum, before anyone even knows how the child died?

Am I allowed to say that by the time that poor child's body was found a cadaver dog was probably no longer necessary?

IMO, the whole lot of them would be well-advised to shut their ghoulish traps, and stop their sick 'speculation', until more REAL information is available about what happened.

They all seem to think that they are in the States, on some tacky murdertainment show. An attitude, I venture to suggest, that has more in common with the Sharp family than with the rest of normal society.

They are just twisting everything to suit themselves, as usual.

I don't know why Heidi is getting so excited about her quarter of a million hits, anyway. We've had well over three million in a bit over a year.

I was in stitches at her:


No accolades please....



My fave was the Xmas card to Gonc - that's one's a cult classic.